HHootinNHollerin lemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replyLol and now the genie can’t fit back in the lamp on account of the loads19Reply
TTwoBeeSan lemmy.worldToothy ass genie. Fucker didn't even use his ghost powers to start from the bottom instead of the top.9Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.socialI'd have to waste 1 wish to give the genie the bottom half of his body, becsuse I can't ride a mist coming out of a lamp.7Reply
OOhVenus_Baby lemmy.mlI laughed so hard at this I came to tears for 5 minutes straight. Then spam sent it to my people.6Reply
GGonzako lemmy.worldYeah, we're all a little pent up. Current socioeconomic trends have drastically reduced "blowjob velocity" so it's way harder to find a suitable partner2Reply
11 replies
Genie : I wished this guy drank a little water with his Mt dew
Lol and now the genie can’t fit back in the lamp on account of the loads
Now we need a second genie to drain the first one
Genie probably grateful
Felatrices are a blessing upon this world
New favorite word, thank you.
Toothy ass genie. Fucker didn't even use his ghost powers to start from the bottom instead of the top.
I'd have to waste 1 wish to give the genie the bottom half of his body, becsuse I can't ride a mist coming out of a lamp.
I laughed so hard at this I came to tears for 5 minutes straight. Then spam sent it to my people.
Yeah, we're all a little pent up. Current socioeconomic trends have drastically reduced "blowjob velocity" so it's way harder to find a suitable partner