Spyke

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This is a common misconception. Orange cats don’t have one brain cell each. They all cumulatively share a single brain cell.

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His cat invited me over for some lasagna, but I knew it was a trap to get me to socialize with Jon. Garfield would never share lasagna.

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I mean I think most people don't live up their potential, but also, don't we lose thousands of brain cells a day? Whatever that number I'm pretty sure it's more than one.

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I have eaten that gary cat before, or maybe it was the evil version of it. Either way, I broke the shit outta it's bones by stomping it first. You remember stomp cat? Zippo cat? Fuck, to be fourteen again and only partially embedded in my incest fetish...so innocent...

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