Gotta act your wage

Serious question: if they are a myth, why the need to ban trans people from anything?

I hereby ban dragons from Starbucks! And the bank! And from driving! Muahaha, I’m so fucking evil!!

Ignorance and prejudice.

Genocide

What’s upstairs??!!?

What the actual fucking fuck? Is it better to piss in the streets? Shit their pants on a crowded bus?

With the enforcers wearing masks… How do they even breathe?

For context, for non-Australian people, the Liberal Party are Australia’s conservative party. More aligned with the right to hard right than anything that could remotely be considered liberal

E is the European version, A is the American version. This sounds trite, but is true, and makes it simple to know which one to use

They didn’t redact the names of “Politically Exposed Individuals”, they redacted the name of one Politically Exposed Individual

Serious question: why wouldn’t Greenland close the consulate and expel diplomats based on the threats to sovereignty?

Does it really? hunter2

Did it work?

I feel like I have seen this meme before.

It’s porn isn’t it?

I don’t want that. It is way too small for my polycule

See, that’s a double negative, so the “no’s” cancel each other out, therefore you are left with a terrorist organisation

The idea that churches are using money for this, rather than helping people in need is repugnant

Knee pads? On his elbows? And I also think that those are chaps, not pants

Somebody did shoot at Tim Fool’s house, but it was a false flag operation, organised by him when he had sent everyone else away for the night.

Why would Fool arrange a false flag operation seemingly against himself? Two reasons:

• The grift. It makes him more famous and gives him a reason to start a gofundme.

• accelerate the descent of the USA into christofacism

And a third I just thought of - envy at being out of the faux news cycle because he has been overshadowed by other white supremacists. Some of them with hair.

I would genuinely like to hear him explain what “transgender for everyone” actually means. Without the rambling, semi-coherent word salad that he normally vomits.

Back in the days when my Nokia was state of the art, I went on a date with Kim. We both worked in the motorcycle industry, me as a salesman for big brand franchise, her as a counter chick for her dad’s independent shop. It took months of hints and asking before Kim agreed to a date.

I was fairly broke and a good solid 6/10. Kim was at least a 9, modeled and raced, and had parents with a fair bit of cash. I was out of my league.

I borrowed a current model HSV Grange from a mate with both more money and more taste than me, and dutifully picked Kim up. We went to a Thai restaurant that turned out to be 6kilometres from her house.

When we got there, our table wasn’t ready as the previous couple had stayed longer than anticipated. We went to the bar to wait. I ordered a beer, Kim ordered a raspberry vodka cruiser.

The bartender proceeded to hand me my drink and spill the cruiser all over Kim. And Kim’s skintight white pants. Which were immediately see through. We decided to leave and went to the car.

I pushed the button on the key to unlock it. Nothing. I pushed it again. And again. And eventually stuck the key in the door. Like a peasant. I opened the door, put the key in the ignition- click. Click. Click. Click. Dammit.

I asked Kim to sit in the drivers seat and turn the key when I asked her to.

I opened the bonnet (hood for you non-Aussies) and used my entire mechanical knowledge and wiggled the battery connection. We had lights on the dash! Then, as I held the wire against the battery terminal, Kim turned the key. On the plus side, the car started.

When I had picked myself up, I drove Kim home. I walked her to the door and-smoothly I thought- went in for a kiss. She backed away, grabbed my hand and shook it, and disappeared inside.

20 years later (roughly) we met at a function. Her eyes went wide and she turned her back and walked away.