Have you tried the deepl translator? You can click on the translation and it gives alternatives.

I enjoy bouldering, so I have scrapes all over all the time. However, even when I'm not climbing for a while I am covered in bruises and scrapes, so maybe I'm just clumsy.

I had never seen that before I came to the US, tv's are only supposed to be in sports bars, why are they everywhere?

I know someone like that who cannot keep a job because of autism and health issues. Luckily she lives in a functioning country and gets state support including money and guidance. She is the regional pet/pony/alpaca carer and her house is always filled with animals from people on holiday or sick animals from people with full time jobs. She also notifies all the local farmers if one of their animals has an issue.

Thank you for not being the annoying guy trying to hit on girls 🙂

Even if this were a grown man.. how is peeing in public a jail sentence or probation?? Here you just get a fine. Or am I too european to understand?

Looks like they used an automatic thesaurus to cover plagiarism.

I once got told off for being at a gay bar by an older lesbian couple. They said "our kind didn't belong there" after they saw me dancing with my (just-out-of-the-closet) male friend and I guess assumed we were straight 🤷.

I understand they get annoyed when straight people just come to their parties because it is fun, because it is supposed to be a safe space and a space where you go to look for other gay people. At the same time, I wanted to be supportive of my friend and continue going to parties together.

I coudn't find a source for your statement, but I did find that it takes a tree 30-40 years to store a ton of CO2, so maybe that's what they mean? A tree will store carbon as it grows, because it builds itself with carbon from the air. https://ecotree.green/en/how-much-co2-does-a-tree-absorb

Number 4 should be: It can rust my ass.

Almost downvoted this post through pure instinctive disgust

The quality if the food you eat is such a big determiner for quality of life though.. I would rather spent a few hours every weekend mealprepping and living an extra ten years of healthy active life. Plus, if you can save 600 dollars on food you might be able to just work less.

Wait.. why the fuck is there a betting site where you can bet on wars starting. What in the immoral fuck is that even about?

I would love having a squirrel as pet. Unfortunately most squirrel types don't do well in captivity because they are too anxious. I nursed a baby squirrel once as a volunteer and it would just sleep in my shirt pocket or bra and be the cutest little thing until it was old enough to start learning to be a wild squirrel.

Sadly no. It's called the upside down tree because it looks that way due to the way it was cultivated. https://web.archive.org/web/20161101060819/http://old.ubyssey.ca/culture/discover-the-best-trees-on-campus-992/

I like the bow because it helps me identify the front when dressing in the dark.

Don't assume too much from this. The movie has also seen the most minimal promotion due to the actor and writer strikes.

I immediately downvoted this fork.. then scrolled back because I hate the fork, not the post. -238/10

And we don't throw pipette tips in the ocean, we throw them in the biohazard box. While not better for the environment, at least we don't choke baby turtles.

Unoccupied land is otherwise called "nature" and is quite useful for a lot of things.