Can't really remember anything recent. Years ago I borrowed my dad's old bike from the 1980's since mine was in the shop. The handle bars must've had a hairline crack, because they suddenly sheared off and I crashed hard into the asphalt bike path. Scraped up pretty bad including my wenis :(
I had just enough time to comically stare at my detached handle bars and have a brief moment of realisation before the front wheel did a 90' turn.
I enjoy bouldering, so I have scrapes all over all the time. However, even when I'm not climbing for a while I am covered in bruises and scrapes, so maybe I'm just clumsy.
It was icy and I was running. There were snow banks on either side of the sidewalk and I automatically curled up into ball as I fell so it was this human in the shape of a ball bouncing down the sidewalk. Anyway, that's the last time my wenis was injured. Nothing cereal, just a bruise.
Just a week ago. I put my elbow down on the table and it hurt ... when I checked it had some big scratches on it. Cat must have used it for kneading while I was asleep.
Can't really remember anything recent. Years ago I borrowed my dad's old bike from the 1980's since mine was in the shop. The handle bars must've had a hairline crack, because they suddenly sheared off and I crashed hard into the asphalt bike path. Scraped up pretty bad including my wenis :(
I had just enough time to comically stare at my detached handle bars and have a brief moment of realisation before the front wheel did a 90' turn.
Yesterday, I was taking off my t-shirt and elbowed the corner of my wardrobe. Couldn't sleep cause it hurt to keep my arm in one position.
I'm sorry
I’ve heard of a “bussy” but never a “wenis”. What’s going on here? Typo or new slang?
Edit: it’s elbow talk.
It's the skin on your elbow.
Yeah - I just did a quick web search. Always good to learn something new.
I just wanted to let you know you're not the only one with that misunderstanding to begin with. Hope it helps.
TIL what a wenis is...
Anyone else read this post with a Scottish accent?
I enjoy bouldering, so I have scrapes all over all the time. However, even when I'm not climbing for a while I am covered in bruises and scrapes, so maybe I'm just clumsy.
I wanna start bouldering again. The heat killed my motivation though
I read that as the opposite of bussy and the question is much more amusing that way so I refuse to correct it.
The opposite of bussy would be an enlarged clitoris right? When did you last hurt your microdick?
Are you trying to be funny or insulting?
Technically it's my elbow as I accidentally tried to K.O. a concrete pillar, as it did not break skin
Actually now that I think about it, I can't remember the last time my new word of today, wenis, was injured.
See? Like I injure my elbow all the time. But the wenis remains unharmed
A few months ago, when I tried standing on a shelf thingy, put my leg right through it, and scraped my wenis on the wall on my way down
I’ve just fallen on the floor randomly, I blame you.
My wenis is ok tho.
Thank goodness..... I apologize regardless
Personally never have, but with all the movement below, I'm certain somebody hurt theirs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_dLCNUFsV8
Yeah, the wenis is a dance!
It was icy and I was running. There were snow banks on either side of the sidewalk and I automatically curled up into ball as I fell so it was this human in the shape of a ball bouncing down the sidewalk. Anyway, that's the last time my wenis was injured. Nothing cereal, just a bruise.
::: spoiler spoiler
penis
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AAH!
Just a week ago. I put my elbow down on the table and it hurt ... when I checked it had some big scratches on it. Cat must have used it for kneading while I was asleep.
muskido bit
Fuck da moskito
When I had my surgery. Suffice it to say I just have the balls for it anymore.
I thlammed my penith in the car door
Nobody wants to hear about your genitals here
I'm constantly smacking them into something. 😩