Looks like someone tried to use panorama mode with a camera from the mid 00s.
I know better, but I feel like if I grabbed that fork to use it, my arm might stretch out like that too, and i'd basically become a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.
Honestly my first thought when I saw this was that it had to be some type of homemade tool for car repairs. Car mechanics will make a tool out of anything if it gets the job done.
Reminds me of the silverware from 2001: A Space Odyssey
It's like if AI made utensils. Kubrick was ahead of the game.
Want
Use this set at home. Really like it! Especially that the forks forces you to eat smaller bites. :)
But how do you consume your moloko?
Use chopsticks?
Almost downvoted this post through pure instinctive disgust
I genuinely don't mind.
-3/10 bad fork
Bad fork,
Looks like someone tried to use panorama mode with a camera from the mid 00s.
I know better, but I feel like if I grabbed that fork to use it, my arm might stretch out like that too, and i'd basically become a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.
That basically describes me now. But my mother was a delicious bowl of liang fen so I feel like it's pretty understandable.
Or be pulled like toffee into another dimension, stretched infinitely.
That fork has a lisp. And I can't explain that.
You're correct though.
I thought it might be trisomy 21, but that also fits.
You may find beauty in it by considering its uses as a weed tool.
Everything looks like a nail when you’re hammered or something like that.
10/10 as a weird collectible
0/10 as an eating utensil
I think it would work fine. It has a handle and prongs, two things a fork needs. It only looks weird.
I fucking hate this fork
That fork is doing the best it can
What the fork?
I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.
(Here's a /s for those who think I'm serious.)
Looks like a Star Trek fork, I give it 3 out of 5 forks.
Sensory adventure 12/10
jokes aside, is weird enough to look appealing to me, and probably functional.
Honestly my first thought when I saw this was that it had to be some type of homemade tool for car repairs. Car mechanics will make a tool out of anything if it gets the job done.
I fucking hate it. Viscerally so.
4/4
Your 4-based rating system is almost as perverse as that "utensil."
This comment was very helpful! It rate it with 7/7
i'd give it 5/7, perfect score
Looks like one i made in blender
The one in the kitchen I assume
The one for making 3-d models
Why are you making 3d models in the kitchen? Use a computer program for that.
Good suggestion, but I like making models in my kitchen
Then I suggest printing with bananas.
https://www.engadget.com/2014-11-21-3d-print-mashed-bananas.html?guccounter=1
It really looks like a repurposed knife at a glance.
I'd still prefer this to one made of thin metal with one of the tines slightly bent
Knork/10
5/7 perfect score
Why is the prong at the right shorter than every other one? Bad fork, 1/5. Giving it a 1 and not a 0 because it's probably heavy and I like that.
It looks interesting but I'd be very disappointed if someone expects me to eat with it.
there are images on the internet that just spread fear and confusion
No!
Looks like a fork to me.
^fork^
What's the scale? It might be a passable seafood fork.
"First of all, it's not Twitter, it's X now..."
Well ackshually.
It’s a lork!
more like a bork (bad fork)
Looks like one of those little seafood forks
sheer-agony/10
What is this a fork for ants?!
Pickles!!
I guess but I wouldn't want that in my mouth.
What's wrong with pickles?
everything
Now imagine the scraping of steel against teeth on this and it just….