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I'm a monster
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What is this, lettuce?!
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I'm a monster
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What is this, lettuce?!
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I'm a monster
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This is why I serve my peanut butter in cheese wheel form. 1 inch thick but 18 inches wide.
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Your physical health is no joke, seriously though
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We, the netizens of Lemmy want it known that we are staunchly PRO CUMMING.
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Thems the rules
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I dunno man, even implying that the kid ended up in a psych ward because her parents let her win all the time seems kinda gross. Sounds like there's a lot going on there that you're not familiar with.
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This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits
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The Ghost and the Darkness, Val Kilmer. I enjoyed that movie a lot. But every time that handsome devil smiled it took me right out of 18th century Kenya and straight to 1996 LA TMZ.
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What's ASL for six-seven 🫳🫴
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They're out here doing gangam style and calling it suck it. What has the world come to?
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Funny how AIM was an acronym inside of an acronym
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Send the message to the next clacks tower, do not log message, at the end of the line, send it back.
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Alcoholic after one drink. Fantastic after zero Fantas.
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I said, WILL YOU, USE COMMAS, to break up, your thoughts.
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Like what you like
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Context also matters.
Samurai cop, awful. Literally 0 redeeming value. If you watched it alone you'd pissed.
In a group of friends? One of the most intensely watchable movies you'll ever see.
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I should do a lot of things
Buying a boat is going to be the best day you'll have until you sell the boat.
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Trump laying groundwork to impose national emergency by sowing election distrust
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Worked for Rome, and it's been working for dictators ever since.
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This HAS to be satire
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Fun fact, those are dangerous as fuck! Drivers just straight up don't see lights that don't regularly change.
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This HAS to be satire
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Ohhh. There is one near my house that is literally only a pedestrian cross light. It's off 90% of the time. Cars blow right through it constantly with kids in the road.
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TIL that in 2025, Americans spent roughly $166 billion on gambling. That’s more than the entire U.S. movie, music, book, and museum industries combined.
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For this article? No. For people with retirement accounts? Arguably no.
For people trading daily with an app on their phone? Yes.
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Liquid Death is asking people to mail their pee to AI data centers
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You have no choice but to leave a DNA trail.
DNA analysis is so good now it's difficult to determine who's actually left DNA at a scene and who's DNA was simply accidentally imported in to one.
That is to say, it's far too precise.
Obfuscate your DNA trail. Don't just send your pee. Send a piss cocktail, and drop swabs from public urinals in to the canister.
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Democrats Declare Victory in District Held by GOP for Nearly 30 Years
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This is a state house seat not a federal seat
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Star Trek writer confirms Doctor Who crossover very nearly happened after incredible Easter eggs
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Forgive me for not considering a mobile game cannon.
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Colbert doesn't care. Neither should we.
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Because Democrats don't give a shit about working class people, and use marginalized people as tokens. "You'll vote for us because Republicans actively hate you." Seriously the amount of contempt Democrats seem to have for their own base is alarming.
So Latino voters vote on other things, like abortion. Being mostly Catholic this tends to split that group up. Moreso because the DNC refuses to support down ballot Democrats that don't go hard for abortion.
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The Shoebody Bop | Drue Langlois
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Sure It means that shoebodydo shoebodydo shoebodydo do do do do do.
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Democrat Jonah Wheeler Targets ‘Gender Ideology’ in New Video
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Why stop there?