memesbylaurenceOfSuburbia Alcoholic after one drink. Fantastic after zero Fantas.View original on lemmy.world521Comments18Reply
ORbituary lemmy.dbzer0.com2Hide 2 repliesWhen I, use, commas, nobody, mentions my, commentary.29Reply
SStrider replylemmy.worldFantaic Technically correct. Yeah I'm loads of fun. (edit: autocorrect of course messed it up)2Reply
uunwarlikeExtortion lemmy.mlOf course they din't call you fantastic, because you're not drinking Fantast. Since you drink Fanta, you're fantaic.3Reply
vvrek programming.devI don't drink alcohol so I can't be a alcoholic. I drink distilled spirits... I'm just spiritual!9Reply
BBluewing lemmy.worldThis is why I drink gin and tonic. A proven prophylactic against malaria. The worst killer disease the world has ever known. So I can't be an alcoholic. One can't be too careful you know.2Reply
TheTechnician27 lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThat's because they're calling you diabetic, which means you're really sweet. ❤️7Reply
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When I, use, commas, nobody, mentions my, commentary.
When I use CAPITALS, no one says I'm CAPITALISTIC
I said, WILL YOU, USE COMMAS, to break up, your thoughts.
I mean, duh.
You'd be a fantaholic.
fantaholic
Fantatic
Fantaic
Technically correct. Yeah I'm loads of fun. (edit: autocorrect of course messed it up)
Of course they din't call you fantastic, because you're not drinking Fantast.
Since you drink Fanta, you're fantaic.
Obviously need Four to be Fantastic
I don't drink alcohol so I can't be a alcoholic. I drink distilled spirits... I'm just spiritual!
This is why I drink gin and tonic. A proven prophylactic against malaria. The worst killer disease the world has ever known. So I can't be an alcoholic.
One can't be too careful you know.
That's because they're calling you diabetic, which means you're really sweet. ❤️
I always thought it meant you're really into sweets
Actually it means that you have sweet pee. At least etymologically
You have to drink way more Fanta.
Heil fanta!
That is the appropriate salute for a drink with Nazi origins
Dammit, Donnie, why you gotta get so smart on us?