The more you have to explain a joke the funnier it gets.

More than you.

donated a couple mil.

It's actually over a half billion.

This is just disrespectful to a woman who dedicated her life to making the world a better place.

You should feel sad.

And there goes the goalposts.

Fantastic rack too.

She was a family friend to us all.

Username checks out.

Congratulations on your loss.

What a glorious hole.

He should have been charged with three decoy felonies.

I'd say twenty-three miller lites are the bare minimum needed to make baseball enjoyable.

Oil is used in the production and transportation of food.

Also fertilizer.

And the plastic that keeps the medical system running.

A lot of hard earned money went into it.

That white dot is deeply offensive to me.

That all depends on the team.

I'd still hate it if it was a black, red, brown or yellow dot.

All evidence points to the fact we have more people on this planet than the planet can sustainably carry.

If you could just snap your fingers and half the world's population would disappear would you?