"No one else Google things the same way as me."

After years and years of complaining about 'censorship online' they're gonna start arresting people for what they say online.

Has Iran even said thank you?

I don't understand why it's the school asking for this and not whoever updated the birth certificate? How did school administrators become the judges of who is a boy or girl?

He's already declared like 30 emergencies.

Reminds me of Futurama, "we all have commercials in our dreams" scene.

Leela: Didn’t you have ad’s in the 20th century?

Fry: Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio. And in magazines. And movies. And at ball games and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts and written on the sky. But not in dreams. No siree!

Surely he was legal to be here for the Jake Paul fight which was only 5 days ago. This is quite a shocker. And I question why any Mexican athlete would ever want to step foot in the United States after an incident like this.

If only there had been signs that he was dangerously under qualified.

You’re shockingly close to the plot of The Matrix.

He added, “We must stop clutching our principles and shouting “stop.” They own the legal system. That will achieve nothing. We need action. Disproportionate. Violent. Action."

Dude.

Switch to firefox.

That YouTube video is wild. Approximately 20 seconds from being first notified that his time was up, officers had already come up to him. 20 seconds. He handed them his documents. He was done. There was no logical reason for the arrest.

Nixon extended the Vietnam war, because he didn't want it to end before the election.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/nixon-prolonged-vietnam-war-for-political-gainand-johnson-knew-about-it-newly-unclassified-tapes-suggest-3595441/

You leaving off the weirdest part. They played Ave Maria twice, once for each time an audience member feinted. Then he requested it a 3rd time and specified he wanted the Pavarotti version this time.

The only interruption is the 'experiencing interruptions?' thing.

“It’s certainly not a conservative value to leave the trees hanging around power lines that will fall during a storm,” he said.

He seems to be saying it's a Democrat value to do things wrong on purpose?

It's a terrible terrible sign that tree trimming is being viewed through this partisan lens.

Did he even give a reason? There are no active protests.

Steve Bannon isn't calling Musk "racist" as much as he's saying Musk's the wrong type of racist. I hope these two feud for a long time.

Why the hell would you want children working overnight on school nights?

"You have an accent too" is the line that bothered ICE the most.