My induction range has knobs! Even the oven setting is a knob.

I have mild activity induced asthma. I also think my inhaler either doesn't help or doesn't help enough so I basically never use it. I also get the blood taste! However, I usually only get really bad symptoms if I'm really out of shape. If I reduce my load and keep working at it, most symptoms go away completely. Like... After a few weeks or a month depending on how long I've stopped exercising for. Maybe that's specific to me, maybe not. No idea.

Or we could give their votes more power. Something like... each of their votes counts for 5/3 votes. I think that would be a fair compromise.

After I took an ADHD examination, I was turning my results in to the receptionist. I said "I think I did pretty good, yeah?" and they replied "you and your doctor will have a lot to talk about".

Ah... I see...

Either that or they're doing the same amount of research they normally do. It's hard to tell.

My employer has been axing so many high level engineers it's not even funny. I think that's terrible for engineer morale. Why would you want to strive to improve and get promoted if it just makes you "too expensive to keep on payroll"?

If someone in a Great Helm declared "None shall pass!" I must take it seriously.

There's a famous case of a guy who got a railroad spike blown through his frontal lobe and he basically became a huge asshole.

This basically happens in 101 Dalmatians iirc

Keepsake from a Mortal Kombat style fatality execution no doubt.

Be careful not to wear it inside out. It'll reverse the effect!

Mars

I'm gonna join the first Genestealer cult that gets to me first.

If only we could somehow use the 2nd amendment to ensure access to healthcare.

You're on the free tier subscription. To reduce mosquitos, you have to upgrade.

Edit: wrong thing.

A lot of problems in Dungeon Crawler Carl were solved like this.

I was gonna say sborghetti.

I fuck up CSS on purpose whenever possible to reduce the likelihood of anyone letting me near it.

I enjoy how you always find a way to renew my appreciation for silence.

"By making others feel unsafe"