My theory is that EA is actually secretly ran by Hollywood in a bid to get people back to watching movies and TV.

The solution is simple: Steam should use AI to filter out the shovelware. /s

Great until you see your neighbour flying through the neighborhood while shooting laser from his eyes, while you're struggling to open a jar.

To be fair, I never heard of someone needing to fix their home build parachute nor switching to boughts one either.

One day the world will come together and form an army of therapists and send you guys the humanitarian aid you deperatly need.

Remembering other people is something I only had on the old forums before everything got piled into one huge site. Back then the group was small and you actually talked to the same people regulary. Now I don't even notice usernames anymore.

'4' is actually a great choice if the attackers would start searching from the highest number down. In fact there are only 4 other possiblities that are better: 0,1,2 and 3. And that is assuming the worse case where '0' is a legal choice. /s

So people willingly go and live in places where deadly gas just seeps out of the ground?

The calculator app is now a link to Copilot. You can ask it in natural language to multiply 2 by 3 and it will tell you "West Dakota".

But I had to break up with her.

Seven years later we got married

You're not very good in breaking up, are you?

Don't worry, it's only affecting a poor area. No billionairs are affected.

Quick! Send them the coordinates of all those datacenters so they can avoid them!

It is, I once manipulated an IQ test by giving all the correct answers.

Counter argument. I've slept with my wife every night for the last 20 years and she's not even close to being a candidate for the elections. I think that disproves his theory.

That's easy, you start in the first folder, look at each email until you find the one you need. If you reach the bottom and haven't found the mail, move to the next folder and repeat.

For most that shouldn't take more than 3 to 5 workdays.

I'm 44 and I used to hate those too. But there is one fun fact about these. If you go first, you can fill it in as you want and every one will follow your format. Quite funny once you notice this.

Anyway next time I have one of those, I'll make sure to add "favorite dinosaur" to it.

TIL the English translation of "pinata" is "flock camera".

Republicans are obsessed with genitals. Maybe if we all send them a picture they can get it out of their system and finally grow up.

To be honest, I expect things to get a lot worse after the midterms. I think people still feel like it's something they can do to change things, but after that I won't be surprise to see a lot more of this from both sides.

Must be so hard write comedy these days. Half the time you come up with something hilarious and someone will tell you that actually happend in real life 2 weeks ago.