Spyke
piefed.zip

Credit : @letsnotdate on Instagram. She's hilarious and baits MAGAts for fun

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Yeah, her entire page is wild. She’s always one of my favorite creators to see come across my feed.

For the curious: She has a bait account where she edits her photos to make herself look like an ultra-conservative white woman. When creepy dudes inevitably message her, she trolls them. Usually by cranking the conservative conspiracy theories so far past 11 that they loop back around to liberal again, to see if she can get them to agree.

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NessDreply
lemmy.world

My favorite was her convincing someone to denounce Trump (or something like that) on Facebook for a picture in a bra of her xD

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Akasazhreply
lemmy.world

Picture in a bra of her

I hope she bought a cheap picture frame and put one of her own bras on that.

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It was a pretty tame picture with a not very revealing bra. But she kept her word (and tried to push it further). Even though she trolls a lot, she also tries to educate.

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Since the trade war I’ve been making Canadian old fashioneds and like them better actually.

Canadian whisky of choice, I tend towards either Gibsons or Wisers for cocktails but you can use any Canadian, then Dillons orange bitters, maple syrup, and a large ice cube. Garnish with whatever you like to garnish an old fashioned with. If it’s around Christmas I’ll char a cinnamon stick and put it in too. I’d like to get a cocktail smoker eventually as well.

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So does Kash Patel apparently. Really put me off the brand even though they claim they did not provide the engraving on Patel's bottles of Woodford.

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Tyrqreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Hey, don't discriminate against test tube babies, they probably deserve love too

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That's their point. Women don't have sex. Women give sex in exchange for receiving something. That's how they see women.

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They heard and absorbed the hard truth that politicians get to where they are by fucking people, but just completely misunderstood it.

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4amreply
lemmy.zip

His evidence is that “she’s a woman and that’s how they do things and I know because when I see one that I like my pp gets hard and i do everything she says and it’s not fair how horny and out of control I get because no adults ever took the time to teach me emotional regulation so I am lead around by the nose like fucking cattle in all aspects of life and that’s the fault of everyone else who would exploit that especially women who make me horny just by existing because I can’t ever admit to myself that the world would just throw me away and leave me with these flaws so I never worked on myself either”

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my pp gets hard

The way a lot of them are, they probably wish it still did that.

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Patrikvoreply
lemmy.zip

Counter argument. I've slept with my wife every night for the last 20 years and she's not even close to being a candidate for the elections. I think that disproves his theory.

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Not_mikeyreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

She did date the mayor of San Francisco early in her career, which is how she got her start. After that it was all her though. Her pussy was good enough to get her a DA appointment, which I'm sure many white men have gotten for less valid reasons, not turn that DA appointment into a Senate or VP position.

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T00l_shedreply
lemmy.world

Her pussy was good enough to get her a DA appointment

Now im imagining her pussy, hard at work, burning the midnight oil, checking spreadsheets, building ppts and getting performance reviews

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lemmy.world

I wish mine did. Lazy cunt hitching a ride on all my hard work then it has the nerve to regularly distract me.

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Even if it were true, I have more respect for someone who gets ahead using sex than making PowerPoints. At least with the sex presumably at least one of the people involved is having a good time.

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That pussy put her through law school. I cracked the books and and put in the grool to get where she is now!

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Their bruised ego for one, how else could a woman attain what they absolutely never will?

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None, but white-bubbles stating otherwise would imply that her successful political career was the result of her merits and they seem incapable of doing that because they are a moron.

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For the sake of the argument, let’s say that she did. That’s not even remotely close to being as bad as what the opposition has done.

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Evidence and facts aren't really a conservative thing. They're actually kind of anathema to them.

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Lucky_777reply
lemmy.world

She is a female in a place of power, according to the MAGA bigots. It had to be sexual favors, since females can't get anywhere on merit.

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macnielreply
feddit.org

Because we all know that the judicial and political are the same career paths.

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District Attorney is an elected position in San Francisco. It manages all the prosecutors (unelected). There’s a paragraph about Harris’ first campaign in the article.

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lemmy.world

Kinda yeah. Most politicians in the US started out as lawyers or working in some other capacity in the justice system.

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Almost 40% of US Congresspeople law degrees and many more were police commissioners, comptrollers, court clerks, and more.

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Former CA politician and Mayor of San Francisco for 8 years. He’s a local celebrity.

Had some corruption scandals in the Mayor’s office but never got pinned on anything himself.

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lemmy.cafe

It's terrible that she slept her way to the top, and deprived all those Nepo-Babies of those jobs.

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lemmy.world

Most of the people I've ever encountered who were hardcore DEI=Didint Earn It

...either got their job at a family-run business, via friends who gifted them a job they were under qualified for, or legitimately banged their way in and up.

It's like when NIL was established for college football, and the $EC started bitching about schools "buying" their rosters.... despite it being an open, poorly kept secret their boosters have been buying players for them for decades

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lemmy.today

MAGA thinks she's ugly but at the same time believes her capable of doing this. Make it make sense.

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feddit.org

The enemy is consistently portrayed as both subhuman and endowed with extraordinary powers. That framing justifies any use of force, since no ordinary means could defeat them. Stripping the victims of human worth absolves the attackers completely.

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PhoenixDogreply
lemmy.world

Make it make sense.

I'd do a better job explaining quantum physics than explaining how MAGA twists reality to fit their narrative.

Spoiler alert: I know dick all about quantum physics.

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Its the same way Quantum mechanics work. Its about perspective.

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They just imagine and then make up how how did/is doing/will do it.

Its not even specific to MAGA. Its absolutely infuriating when you run into it in reality. "No Hamas didn't stop to beheaded 40 babies on October 7th" "are you so naive to think terrorists wouldn't do that?"

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Both sides do this and it's stupid. Back in her heyday I would have so hate fucked Ann Coulter. 🤣

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sh.itjust.works

A woman can sleep with a man to try to get promoted. But, there's no guarantee that man will follow through.

If Kamala slept her way all the way to the VP job, she got people to follow through on their promises. That means that once they'd slept with her, they were so desperate to do it again that they followed through on their promises until she was a heart beat away from the presidency. She must be a modern day Helen of Troy, but for sex, not beauty.

Imagine what she could have done as president. Any peace deal where the negotiators were straight men: solved. Since that's most of them, world peace would have been within reach.

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lemmy.world

That approach seems less insane and more importantly, less evil than what's currently going on.

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IIIreply
lemmy.world

There is a comedian who had a bit where some guy in a random place started talking to him about how abortions are bad. He just went with it saying he agreed and that's why he likes gay people. They have the least amount of abortions. Really shuts these people down.

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lemmy.world

Cliff Cash! He says you can’t have a rational conversation with irrational people, so outdumb them

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lemmus.org

I had a similar thought about Bill Clinton's dick back when we learned that Trump sucked him off. I know Bubba was POTUS, but people seemed to be lining up to blow him. His penis must be immaculate, whatever that means.

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Once upon a time. Now it's that but also kinda like flawless, perfect, magnificent. What 'awesome' is supposed to mean.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

no one ever talks about all of the people who had to ALLOW someone to sleep to the top, either, just the person who did!

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"She slept her way to CEO" so your company is completely staffed by people so stupid that they will trade positions of power for a sexual encounter.

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Right? For 'they slept her way to the top', to work, the organization has to be littered with people who are willing to trade the best interests of the organization for an evening of their own personal sex lives. But it's not their fault for selling out the corp - it's the fault of the entrepreneur who's successfully working the broken system.

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blargh513reply
sh.itjust.works

I know someone who did just that. She has been shagging the CRO for a bit and is now chief of staff. Everybody knows it. She's a friend, so I'm not going to shit on her, but this is just kind of how she rolls. Judge all you like.

The company is ass. Tech startup and their product is crap, the company is poorly managed and it's a clowncar of a place overall. So yeah.

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My company had someone get caught banging her boss in his office. The demoted him and promoted her a year later

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People saying "women sleep their way to the top" but not realizing that means men* gatekeep promotions with a sexual paywall... and wasn't #MeToo at least partially about that?

*at least mostly, this being based on heterosexual men alone outnumbering non-heterosexual women in general population and especially in positions of power by a wide margin.

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Right?

She was so good at it that whoever she slept with was like, “cool, here’s the promotion you wanted.”

Not really the dig the hater thinks.

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Imagine the wonders that kind of vagina could do for our country on the world stage if that is her advancement move.

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At least if this was true it would be good to have a prez to be thirsty abt

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