Oh cool! Your potato looks exactly like this potato from 7 years ago! What a world, huh

Hamlet being called Macbeth be like

What's wrong with Adollardollar?

You know who also said that? Putin.

Funny? Funky? Frisky? Feisty? Frosty? What mystery do you hide behind these asterisks?!

My father once chose course of intravenous therapy over intramuscular injections because apparently exposing your butt to a nurse is not manly enough

I bet it's "Skate or die"

Dutch is like a German describing to Englishman that he just took a bite of a very hot potato

it lacks access to the sea

Wow, that's a bold statement.

One russian guy: adding package which you need to specifically install to get, and which adds three lines of text saying you should not install random shit fron the internet

Journalist: rUsSiAnS aRe AtTaCkInG AUR wItH sPaM aNd PrOfAnItIeS

As someone not from us: how is all the shit he does possible? What about all those checks and balances you guys were so proud of? It looks like in half a year he'll get a horse in Congress.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

Thanks. How can I unsee this?

"Sex people of reddit who have sex, how much sexes your sex sexes?"

Oh no! That's terrible! They forgot to add the bed bugs!

What?! Oh god. Oh fuck. Oh fuck fuck fuck. I got to go.

"Hetero, king of incels" contradicts with "wife" a bit

But they never post anything

Suicide bombers may not wear backpack very often, but when they do, they wear it to the end of their lives