You have to eat him... look at that face, he saw you and instantly relief washed over him. He knows his time of struggle and toil is near its end, and by nourishing you he will have fulfilled his ultimate purpose. There is no greater honor among potato kind, to leave him sitting, forcing him to go on in the hellscape we call life? What kind of a monster could do that?
I'm pretty sure that thing is one of Godwyn's offshoots from him trying to infect the Erdtree... You should probably put him back in the ground and let him get back to it.
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I bought my usual bag of potatoes. This is exactly how he came out of the bag. And now I don't have the heart to eat him. | Spyke
Oh cool! Your potato looks exactly like this potato from 7 years ago! What a world, huh
Huh. What are the odds
at least it's not ai.
I love that there are two people who simp ai so much they got upset and downvoted this lol
I personally don't mind the reposts. What does offend me are the lies in the title text claiming ownership and originality.
Nobody would ever repost a meme because that would be ridiculous
Did you hold memory of this post for 7 years? Impressed.
He kept that tab open for 7 years waiting for this moment.
Jesus, what a freak coincidence! What are the odds?
He has the heart to repost him 💔
I wonder if u/TheLittleWinner2 was really the OOP, or if he stole it from someone else too
Well, this was the earliest appearance I could find
I mean, he is already baked.
"my son.... take care of your mother for me when I'm gone...... "
shamefully recycling the top Reddit comment for this post from years ago100% destroy that potato. It's survived 7 years because that is absolutely a horcrux.
That potato be looking like it cast avada kedavra and that shit bounced back and fucked his ass up.
But more like stoned voldemort, his horkrux is a bong that shattered long ago
Looks like the potato is high.
You have to eat him... look at that face, he saw you and instantly relief washed over him. He knows his time of struggle and toil is near its end, and by nourishing you he will have fulfilled his ultimate purpose. There is no greater honor among potato kind, to leave him sitting, forcing him to go on in the hellscape we call life? What kind of a monster could do that?
You can't help him, Harry.
I just think they're neat!
Master Oogway had some serious skeletons in his closet for his next reincarnation to end up like this.
Is that the burnt peanut in disguise?
Exactly what I thought.
That potato looking like he finally got Harry Potter and he can relax now.
I would be so upset if I owned this potato
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Rub him, you might get some wishes.
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frampt ole chap.
I'm pretty sure that thing is one of Godwyn's offshoots from him trying to infect the Erdtree... You should probably put him back in the ground and let him get back to it.