Once you understand that AI is limited to the questioner's ability to properly elucidate what they need to know you'll have several more botched concrete stair resurfacings.

Thanks Gemini, you self-contradicting potato

Man, I bet when he hears this he'll shit himself.

Edit: Damn, never mind, the Kalshi on that bet is way underwater

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Barbara's Puffies

Hannibal mustn't get much sleep

Also glad the source didn't support the claim

The phrasing of the comment itself suggests that it was made ironically in the context of your own comment. If you don't catch that, I can't help you

You're only saying that because...

"der wöösh"

That should have prefaced that headline with "I hate to break it to you, but..."

"Unfroth thy anus, mine ears doth hear the dread chime of the doorbell!"

Coloratteral damage

I mean, it's pretty funny that you would say gen z aren't having kids because of climate change like it's a settled single-source issue. There are many reasons, climate change is one of them

Wrong

The owners are the bad actors here. They enjoy increased margins in an environment where additional salary top ups are somehow the customer's problem.

Pay your waitstaff you cheap fucks

Just grab em by the algae, what's taking so long?

Nice pussycat

Free him and audit everyone

Microsoft announces new Chief Accuracy Officer, Jack Handey

Mr. Handey has released a statement:

Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?

Ironic that there's a grammatical error in the headline... 6th-grade levels, surely

Jon Stewart could post phone videos from a trashcan Oscar-style and I'd watch it

I personally would rather not be 45 and look like a 28 year old lizard, but that's just me