A radula is not a single permanent row. FAU says the teeth are continually replaced, so worn structures can be renewed during the animal’s life. The exact arrangement and shape therefore matter more than treating “octopus teeth” as one identical design shared by every species.
Honestly this reassured me that it's just a fantasy/elaborate joke because otherwise OP would have found out about that. I am deeply disturbed by imagining a poor animal tortured like that.
Never seen The Boys, eh? Deep is a character with abilities similar to Aquaman (ability to breathe underwater, communication with sea animals). He has an octopus girlfriend for a while.
If you're curious but I haven't got to publishing the porn bit yet and the first third or so is... somewhat violent (idk it seems like a normal amount of violence to me but other people tell me that's just because my childhood was fucked up and 0 violence is the normal amount of violence for most people...) Anyway they'll probably feel each other up at some point in the next few chapters but they probably won't fuck for like 10-20 more it's a pretty slow burn antagonism to partnership dealio
I almost unintentionally just read through some 5 or 6 chapters. Holy shit it's cool. Following all the theys and its and perspective changes is hard (maybe add a symbol or color to demarcate whose perspective we enter, on each change?), but the story delivers the emotional tension and beats so fucking well.
The shadow of the underlying sexual tension is there by chapter 6, but I honestly don't care, I wanna read about hyper fantasy logic-vs-impulse blorbos learning to be trusting together <3
Good fucking job, I'm probably reading the rest of it over the next days, keep being awesome!
Oh, yeah I've spent 15ish years trying to make my teenage tentacle porn fic make sense. I have the entire ending mapped out and a few random scenes drafted if you want more after you're done. I actually just wrote the actual porn bit I just need to finish the next ten chapters of escalating closeness to really make it pay off properly.
If the person who wrote this started therapy to fix whatever inhibits their capability to feel empathy, but they failed that therapy of many years, and I had a button to instantaneously kill them: I would press it and feel the gratitude of hundreds of people and other living beings.
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Sounds like a devourment song
This shit is hilarious and was a plot point in The Boys.
BRAIN BLEACH
WHERE IS MY FUCKING BRAIN BLEACH
GODDAMMIT WHERE DID I PUT MY BRAIN BLEACH
The Internet was a mistake.
glue his genitals shut, dissalow them from being 2 kilometers from an octopus and take away their ability to access 4chan.
Stopped reading halfway through. Nope, nope, nope.
Amazing - it's only 7am and, thanks to this post, I've already had enough internet for today.
I think anon watched too much tenticle hentai
he watched The Boys.
Yay reaction images
This is the worst thing I have ever read.
Don't make me dig up the maggot post.
I don't understand why this is being upvoted.
Lemmycels yearn for the return to their birthing ground
Nope.
Three sentences and I'm out. This goes nowhere I want to go, thanks.
Some thoughts just shouldn't be articulated, they should remain merely thoughts. This is one of those occasions.
Bad day to have eyes
This has got to be AI, right? Cause there's no way 🤣
It predates AI by a bit but it isn't real.
Horses can't vomit
They can, that's how sickening this post is.
They cannot, certainly not to the extent shown in the image. See the link in the comment near yours for extra context.
I thought maybe the horse bit a beer can or something. But it's photoshopped or ai generated.
You just gotta read them this post, trust
https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/ai-puking-horse
Yeah uh... FBI? Interpol? This guy. Please get this guy.
I know this isn't exactly an Avengers level threat, but could you guys at least spare the Hulk?
What the actual fuck did I just read?!?!
It's a terrible day to be literate.
Hey maybe mark this as NSFW
Insert the masturbating on commuting train copy pasta
THE PEAK
https://animalso.com/octopus-teeth-explained-radulas-beaks-and-the-flapjack-exception/
I hope this gives OP infinite pain. See you in hell.
Honestly this reassured me that it's just a fantasy/elaborate joke because otherwise OP would have found out about that. I am deeply disturbed by imagining a poor animal tortured like that.
I think there are multiple other problems with this story scientifically
Yeah from what people have said in this is all false
Hol' up, are you telling me someone would just lie? On the internet?
Look I'm very sorry for sharing this but I've been told trauma is easier to overcome in groups.
at least put the nsfw tag on. There's an nsfw picture on the screenshot after all
Don't be, I found it quite funny.
However judging from other peoples reaction marking it as NSFW seems reasonable.
Whoever wrote that shit should kill them self. I'm sorry for both our trauma.
I need North of The Border to make this in clay.
Shoulda blown up Earth when he had the chance.
Anon needs his hard drive checked.
11/10 no notes
Somehow I doubt that even if a person was depraved enough to attempt this, that it would be pleasurable for either party
Deep disagrees.
Boy, this can be read in two radically different ways. Perfect comment
I am begging you to tell me that you misread my comment
Never seen The Boys, eh? Deep is a character with abilities similar to Aquaman (ability to breathe underwater, communication with sea animals). He has an octopus girlfriend for a while.
Why I gotta see this when I'm just trying to write honest to god d&d CONSENTacle porn?
I'm sorry for you, having to read this.
Keep up the good work out there, and stay strong, despite the obstacles, captain 🫡
If you're curious but I haven't got to publishing the porn bit yet and the first third or so is... somewhat violent (idk it seems like a normal amount of violence to me but other people tell me that's just because my childhood was fucked up and 0 violence is the normal amount of violence for most people...) Anyway they'll probably feel each other up at some point in the next few chapters but they probably won't fuck for like 10-20 more it's a pretty slow burn antagonism to partnership dealio
I almost unintentionally just read through some 5 or 6 chapters. Holy shit it's cool. Following all the theys and its and perspective changes is hard (maybe add a symbol or color to demarcate whose perspective we enter, on each change?), but the story delivers the emotional tension and beats so fucking well.
The shadow of the underlying sexual tension is there by chapter 6, but I honestly don't care, I wanna read about hyper fantasy logic-vs-impulse blorbos learning to be trusting together <3
Good fucking job, I'm probably reading the rest of it over the next days, keep being awesome!
Oh, yeah I've spent 15ish years trying to make my teenage tentacle porn fic make sense. I have the entire ending mapped out and a few random scenes drafted if you want more after you're done. I actually just wrote the actual porn bit I just need to finish the next ten chapters of escalating closeness to really make it pay off properly.
Not even funny. Just fuckin gross and weird, even to repost
No, but the replies are golden.
I feel conflicted about even upvoting this repost. It's nice to know I still have some scruples left.
Got about halfway and had to stop reading. Don't rape animals.
... You know that that is just some bullshit story that someone wrote, right?
No, but I'm gullible to a fault due to autism. It makes me feel better to consider that though.
I regret reading it. It didn't get better. You made the right call.
Hey having moral rules for fiction that you read is perfectly healthy too!
I mean most murderers have probably already thought (maybe phantasized) of k:lling people before k:lling a person, so it's valid I'd argue.
Edit: that was a dark brainfart, idek how that came into existance. Just take it as a morbid brainfart, sry.
I agree, but I made it through the entire thing and Anon assured us that this is pleasurable for both parties.
Old but
goldfucking horrifyingCocktopus was right there. Just saying'.
Imagine trying to your boyfriend and when you finally open the treasure it's just a fking octopus waving at you.
Babe wake up new copypasta dropped
I can not leave the house
he is too smart
he will not let me
the morning squelching now fills me with terror
Fake, because no matter how much we would all love to mouth fuck a tentacled wonder, we also all know that the barrier to doing so isn't the beak.
Gay, because shokushu
I bet trips the aquarium are a whole different experience for this weirdo.
Call me James Bond how I get that Octopussy
My Christ.
By Cthulhu's Taint!!
I’m scared
If the person who wrote this started therapy to fix whatever inhibits their capability to feel empathy, but they failed that therapy of many years, and I had a button to instantaneously kill them: I would press it and feel the gratitude of hundreds of people and other living beings.
There are too many humans incapable of feeling empathy.
Imo these humans have to change (therapy) or die. The world would be better off.
True, but I don't follow the relevance.
Ah yes, in your opinion other people (certainly not you) cannot feel empathy.
You propose that anyone who you decide doesn't have the right mix of feelings which match your preferences should be killed.
Thank you for sharing your very empathetic opinion.
You are truly a master empath.
You don’t seem t have read the post
Don't kink shame, OOP said it's pleasurable for both parties.