He poops his pants often.

I'm so tired...

This country and a lot of the world right now is so depressing.

Good and decent people have been plowed back into the soil as horrible people like Trump have risen to power.

The amount of people taking advantage of the bad shit they do is astonishingly high.

Oh, I'm sure he's fully vaccinated. All the people against vaccines pretty much are.

Are you serious? That's a JACKET?

What the fuck?

Like... What the FUCK?

I literally don't believe it, because people with nice jackets don't look like this.

Edit: Naw, it's a towel. Come on... Do you think we're all fucking stupid?

Lol. This isn't white people, it's old people.

It's nice to see a democrat doing something that requires a spine.

They should ALL be doing things like this.

Oh hey, so there are are Republicans on Lemmy!

Good. You can float test eggs and they almost always last over a MONTH after the dates.

Californian here, we've always voted with paper in the 5-6 different cities I've lived in here.

It does work great.

Only the blue and red states allow the use of electronic voting machines. Our dumbest state uses them exclusively.

All others use paper.

It also fucks over anyone who manages or uses a computer. Each one makes our hardware more expensive.

"Are the vandals in the room with us now, Donald?"

I assume you mean the Americans in charge. The Americans in charge are making loads of money, why would they stop?

The rest of us have zero power. We're barely surviving at this point. Countless Americans are dying of preventable illnesses and becoming slaves to debt from food, housing and/or medical prices.

So many people have this hilariously incorrect view of what's going on over here. Maybe stop listening to the people in charge of us, eh? This country is so fucking broken right now.

I don't even have a joke for this. There's nothing to sue over.

He's just mad because couchfuckers aren't prominantly featured as part of pride.

The third least educated state (Louisiana), so perhaps not the literal dumbest.

No, no, those are just the albinos.

Completely incapable of making a deal.

Yeah, let's not forget he's doing great things in Washington. A 600 million dollar (probably way, way, way, way more by the end of it) ball room just for him!