TBF, the meme puts the dollar sign in front of $19 but spells the word out after 7 billion dollars. It's the inconsistency that could lead to misreading.
This is the same thing that they always try to get you with. Lol, like I'm some sort of sucker.
It's sort of like when they ask you, which is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of gold. Lol. Like we all don't know how heavy gold is compared to feathers.
Handouts? NO THANKS!
Nobody needs any handouts!!! I don't want my taxes to be spent on others!
I'll become billionaire all through my hard work at minimum salary!
This wasteful plan is all Obama's fault.
Fuck, I actually thought thought that initially. The parsing error had higher priority than the math check. And then I discarded that line of thought as irrelevant. The human brain is amazing and you are never good enough to not make "stupid" mistakes.
Major corporations have this problem too. They would rather burn the entire thing to the ground and bury their reputation for that sweet, sweet quick buck.
I've heard that "time in the market beats timing the market".
So you should obviously get that money today already and just let compound interest or whatever do the rest
I don't like that they started an indexed list but then they either didn't add the second option or it's mean to be the bottom text and it actually reads 7 billion and not 2.7. Like what are we doing here?
Short answer: no, if I do become billionaire, I'm going to erase all the other billionaires via assassinations justice.
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People in this thread expecting 2.7 billion dollars tomorrow but recieving 7 instead are in for a pleasant surprise.
Yeah, I should work on my reading comprehension. If understood it was going to be 7 billion not 2.7 billion, I definitely wouldn't have taken the $19.
TBF, the meme puts the dollar sign in front of $19 but spells the word out after 7 billion dollars. It's the inconsistency that could lead to misreading.
They also put a space after the "1." but not the "2.".
Then be surprised when they give you $1.19.
I've re-read this all like 4 times. Can somebody please enlighten me?
Edit: ah, 5th time is the charm
Least it wasn't the 2.7 billionth time
Goddamm it! I would have waited if I knew it was 7!
Why do I rush through life and miss the details every damn time?
Hey man they're definitely not offering 5.04 trillion dollars.
Your username might have a clue in there for you
19 > 2.7
This is the same thing that they always try to get you with. Lol, like I'm some sort of sucker.
It's sort of like when they ask you, which is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of gold. Lol. Like we all don't know how heavy gold is compared to feathers.
Math checks out
Plot twist:
$19is actually a variable name, and you get to decide it's valueA lot of unused arguments though, I would be scared to call that function.
$19 today is a guaranteed lunch, who knows what might happen tomorrow. Easy choice
It’s true, you could die in your sleep tonight. You just never know!
Or the value of sandwiches could go up: seems like the wiser investment.
depends, is the $19 on a Fortnite gift card
I'd rather get neither. It will help me focus and grind that much harder.
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Handouts? NO THANKS! Nobody needs any handouts!!! I don't want my taxes to be spent on others! I'll become billionaire all through my hard work at minimum salary! This wasteful plan is all Obama's fault.
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The money you earn for yourself is better than the money you are given for free… or something.
Take the 19 and invest, compound interest is your friend, you can't make up lost time!
You only have to double it 29 times! If you're real savvy, then you only have to square it three times!
Drop it all into bitcoin
$19 can purchase many donuts today
Explain how!
Currency can be exchanged for goods and services.
Sounds like this idea could have no negative consequences!
Especially for me. The guy with all the donuts!
I like where your head is at
Let me sleep on it
The timeline persists until you make a choice.
Nice try, person with inside info about imminent catastrophic USD inflation
The 2.7 really does sell this post.
Are you going to risk receiving 2.7 billion instead of 7 billion? Number 1 is the safest choice.
Fuck, I actually thought thought that initially. The parsing error had higher priority than the math check. And then I discarded that line of thought as irrelevant. The human brain is amazing and you are never good enough to not make "stupid" mistakes.
Nice try, but I know 2.7 billion dollars would literally crush me.
What if you received your money in the form of the same dollar value worth of feathers?
This feels like the premise of one of those stupid incremental games like the needles in the haystack one.
Double it and give it to the next person.
Hi, it's me, the next person
Hmmm
When is tomorrow?
This is so stupid. I'm probably not even going to want any crack tomorrow.
Major corporations have this problem too. They would rather burn the entire thing to the ground and bury their reputation for that sweet, sweet quick buck.
I've heard that "time in the market beats timing the market".
So you should obviously get that money today already and just let compound interest or whatever do the rest
I could really use a pack of Zyns today, so…
I'll just take the $19 142,105,264 times.
I don't like that they started an indexed list but then they either didn't add the second option or it's mean to be the bottom text and it actually reads 7 billion and not 2.7. Like what are we doing here?
Short answer: no, if I do become billionaire, I'm going to erase all the other billionaires via
assassinationsjustice.If I had to maintain my current lifestyle with either 7 billion dollars or 2.7 billion dollars I don't think I would notice the difference.
Now? Like now now? Tomorrow never comes so easy choice
If you always have $19 at any given “now”, is that an infinite money glitch?
hmm, tomorrow is a long way away but a billion can buy so much time and suffering
... Wa? Sorry, I wasn't listening. 👀