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Man calls in bomb threat because he doesn’t want to go to his own work farewell party

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It was an option, but the fact there's an article about it suggests he got caught, and I imagine the consequences will be worse than having to attend a work party.

Other options (with consequences of varying severities) include: jumping out of a window; never quiting the job until you die so they can't throw you any parties; not showing up for the last day of work; telling your colleagues you don't want a leaving party.

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Brexit explained in a single toot

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A bunch of very rich people really wanted Brexit, that's why what was touted as a 'non-binding' referendum ("just to see what the people want") was treated as very much binding once the Leave campaign won it (by a couple of percent).

Coincidentally, the original date they wanted to have it all finalised for just so happened to be the same day as new EU regulations about declaring off-shore bank deposits came into power.