The implications of this can end society.

If you still have a week or two after getting better, I really recommend slowly strengthening the back muscles with very light workouts. We need exercise like any animal for physical and mental health. Not using your muscles is the opposite of protecting them (after getting better). Plus your posture will be on point.

I'm a donor after getting my licence. It felt wasteful not to, just in case.

I just mailed this to your mom.

We switch to local meeting spots and pass around flashdrives of weekly memes. Refer to your local memester to turn in your flashdrive for a new weekly updated meme drive.

I need to open a meme truck.

Has it released you yet?

Ah, but don't forget about the second and third bubble.

Did Putin tell you that?

Is this the checkout line for Walmart?

When this can be faked in the near future, they'll be asking for ass thermometers and anus gestures.

We back to printing directions then. We kinda need that cleanse as a society anyway.

We'll just have to station a GraphiteOS user at every street corner like a phone booth. Bring quarters.

To scramble and divide any organized communication just like they did Twitter and other social media.

I think a lot of people learned to spot and ignore the obvious propaganda, and the not obvious propaganda is the remaining ragebaiting comments which I've also learned to ignore.

But lack of information is also bad, so use many sources.

People with a net worth lower than $100,000 (including all assets) usually don't have $320 to donate without thinking about it.

4,000 busses were harmed during the making of this video.

Color is subjective, but wearing oversized shoes is something I'd expect in kindergarten.

Sorry, I hope you get unprolapsed soon.

Schedules matter less when you have more frequent transportation. Renting a truck, or ordering a taxi/uber xl would be lower in cost than paying for and maintaining a truck. Obviously there's a line somewhere in the middle when it makes sense to own and unfortunately it's pushed further because our Costcos are 50 miles away instead of having smaller corner shops.

The people who lost the bet

Check out elevators. They're like trains, but vertical.