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[OC] Decay of the alcoholic
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I hate myself the most
Not good enough 4 yu
Doin' the best I can do
Still you raise the cost
Of what counts iz true
Learn how angel' flew
Combined - We coast
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[OC] Decay of the alcoholic
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I hate myself the most
Not good enough 4 yu
Doin' the best I can do
Still you raise the cost
Of what counts iz true
Learn how angel' flew
Combined - We coast
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[OC] Decay of the alcoholic
Hot good enougg
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Have I been eating cereal wrong?
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Yea, the penguin of d00m but is really popular with the middle school demographic.
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Have I been eating cereal wrong?
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I put my bowl between the couch and the Groupon and i know it does so I get it back awhn I eat it and then i have done so it go
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Three wishes
I wish for an ability to understand topology the way Jesus did. Dude could weave a tail, I herd. I'm a bovine, obviously. That's what this character is
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Have I been eating cereal wrong?
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They need to at lest count my cum calories. It not safe ergonomically if they don't and I sew
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Three wishes
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Just perceive n undo the karmic fetters that bind you to the existence-illusion complex and you can, just like the Buddha and more have said!
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Have I been eating cereal wrong?
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No thay do for ever
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Have I been eating cereal wrong?
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Don't tell vikings they can eat your house; they will for thet do as a way to have the wood ibto itself whicg is how it grows back evety yesr
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Have I been eating cereal wrong?
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I'll gabba your gooba next time you do that
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The doctors says this is schizophrenia. I say they need to read the Bible to understand how God makes the the world what it be do to us that we done did it ourselves, obviously
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Bro thinks it's about age. Bro was also 50 when he realized the first page of the Bible talks about the logarithmic growth of complexity in the universe.
Alpha>Light
Light>Matter
Matter>Molecules
Molecules>Cells
Cells>Creatures
Creatures>Humanity
Humanity>Omega
And the Omega is the Alpha, obviously, which everyone in preschool knows because I don't ever shut up about this ish, like its my job or something.
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Have I been eating cereal wrong?
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Burgers in butt go beach upfork my dog had a gravy train now I reach yes time grades always recovered over trip city.
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The doctors says this is schizophrenia. I say they need to read the Bible to understand how God makes the the world what it be do to us that we done did it ourselves, obviously
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I am more manipulated than you are self-aware, child.
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Reddit's auto-moderation
That's why every day, I look up a random reddit admin or employee and masturbate to them. I am doing my part to bring change to this world. If more people followed this example, we'd have more change in the world as the Earth turns where it stands, unless you have a long enough lever to pull it.
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The average SpaceX buyer post-IPO is almost under water after two-day slide
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God damn righr, I am stroking it to the great Gatsby right now. Good shit. Love them glasses.
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Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz closed again after US lifts blockade
Well just male it the Gay of Hormuz and then everyone wins.
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Greenwater Services will get the job done.
This is the type of man who will fuck a llama and call it in the morning.
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Supermarkets destroy food if it doesn't sell. We can always feed the world. We just don't.
When I'm president, I'm going to spend every dicking dollar on education, so the masses understand that a single person doesn't make as much difference to 360M people as those 360M We the People do to themselves.
My twelfth grade English teacher told me the machines are broken, they just don't know they're broken, so the bigger machine made of machines grinds on. There's a scene in the matrix about this, how the average person is so dependent on the matrix they will fight to defend it.
What truly is possible to the human form? Society is 1776 updated to 2026. What if we just started fresh, what would we make and be then? Would it be 1776 2.0, or something else entirely? I think of democracy afforded in the modern day where only a republic was good enough before with the communication potential available then.
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Tipping
High society is for flam goers a d gramma obviously. That why I fuck in the dumpster. That and I like it
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Have I been eating cereal wrong?
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Give me it too