Try talking to your gynecologist about this issue (and possibly to a couple other gynecologists after that!)

I'm going to remake it in Godot, call it Big Robbery Sedan and sue for infringement on my trademark

Phew, thank you. I'm tired of all that lumping together, it never makes sense

September 1997, my dad gets us a second hand Sega Megadrive from who knows where, with Sonic and a couple other games. My mind is blown. All these gorgeous, rapidly-moving images... some time later we get a stack of games at the flea market : Sonic 2, Coolspot, Rocket Knight Adventures (gorgeous platformers), Hellfire (a horizontal scrolling space shmup), D&D, an F1 game (maybe Senna?), Last Battle (impossible to beat), Streets of Rage 1&2, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat... I have most of these installed on my computer with Romstation today

A friend had it, I remember controlling Mario around the castle and being unable to make sense of where I was. The 3D camera was baffling

Yea the 360 was a special time, a golden time. A friend had a NES and we played a lot of Ninja Turtles and.... I think it was Mickey Mouse? and a game my friend called "a Sonic knockoff" 😂 no idea what it might have been

Have you replayed those since? I managed to find all my old games using Romstation, it's a trip. I think Streets of Rage is the only one I ever (almost) finished as a kid, in co-op with my friend

totally, I'm borrowing that

I can do away with the beer... but can I keep eating my men in pajamas who use smartphones? if I keep to one a day, lightly seasoned?

what's even the alternative, toast?

shiiiii I forgot last step !

eat the rich

you take capitalism

you place under guillotine

you manœuver guillotine

done

I think you might have found the gastronomical solution to the Poincaré conjecture

oh ok will look up. cheers

wait, no, we're talking mobile

wow, he's astoudingly beautiful. Take good care. My cats bring me unspeakable joy too

The thing is, if the future is all datacenters, yes we're gonna need electricians and plumbers. But this is a future I want to help prevent at all costs. So look at me purposefully not being an electrician or plumber

Which is something that weakened the US, right ?

you've been boiled too slow

A militant serial plumber sabotaging data centers throughout the world.... I'd watch that