Barack Obama has like a thousand mentions but it's all them talking about how much they hate him.

You can sell power. I can't be arsed to figure out how much money he'd make, but it might be a good living.

Only if pickle water is a euphemism for rum

Fuel has very inelastic demand, and thus relatively small changes in supply can create big changes in price. The reason this won't do shit is actually because it's not changing the total global supply. And we aren't getting a special price anyway as far as I know.

"The clock says three. But there's light outside? What the fuck is going on with the clock? Am I late for work or can I sleep a little longer?"

-me at 3 PM on a Sunday after waking up from a post-lunch nap

My phone is set to 24 hour clock, but my alarm clock isn't. I think it may have actually been checking my phone for astronomical anomalies in the news that made me notice it was 15:06 and not 3:06, but my brain wasn't really recording very effectively at the time so I don't really know

Hehehe. It'd be hilarious to see the whole prosecution fail because they were unsustainably aggressive and sloppy.

Isn't Steam a lot more feature-rich? I never made an Epic account, it always looked skeezy.

What the fuck

It's the best position, which you only get if you've been a very good boy

PellMySmenis

It's called turning down distractions. That's totally normal AFAIK.

Ooh I got one for that too

I feel like I've been given a quest. I'm a coward and it's probably gonna sit on the list forever, but it's there now.

There's plenty of good food in Boston.

Yes, there are enough people walking on it to just kill the grass. No further effort is needed to form the pathway. Many wild animals make paths by walking on them a lot too.

One watt per square meter. Not very useful.

It was a skull and crossbones and he got it converted into a celtic knot with dogs on it, very quickly. Then eight billion bots tried to tell me he was a homophobe because he said "All officers are gay, and not in the fun dick-sucking way" on Reddit in like 2012. I really didn't buy that, and it primed me to get pretty dismissive of the noise pretty quickly.

Divisive propaganda got me to vote for Jill Stein in 2016. I would still assert that Clinton was an awful candidate, but I should have voted for her.

You're gonna hurt yourself that way more than anyone else, but yeah, I'm not fucking with anyone who does that. It begs the question of how deep the rabbit hole of crazy goes, and I'll pass on finding out. Nope.