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surewhynotlemreply
lemmy.world

I've seen your account enough to know that you're 100% not kidding. But ... wouldn't that hurt?

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It does not, generally. It's actually so fucking hot it's crazy when I can feel the top's balls slap-slap-slapping against me. It doesn't hurt any more than it does if you're topping and your balls are slapping against the other person.

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Thank you. I somehow understood the meme to mean her back sweat running down your back, but your comment made me realize it's any sweat.

This realization is equally as inconsequential as my original understanding, but I appreciate learning when I'm completely wrong or misunderstanding something.

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lemmy.world

It's the best position, which you only get if you've been a very good boy

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oh that must be why i donโ€™t get any at all

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For whatever reason, this was among my first intuitive thoughts as well (until I realised that I was just silly ofc)

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Snot Flickermanreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Without pegging? Just the jerking? Look if I'm gonna get a reacharound, something better be happening back there to justify a reacharound

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hOrnireply
lemmy.world

"I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around." - Gunnery Sergeant L. Hartman

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Snot Flickermanreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

I mean, if nothing else can be said about Hartman, he truly understood the meaning of common courtesy.

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jaybonereply

โ€œIf it wasnโ€™t for dickheads like you, there wouldnโ€™t be any thievery in this world.โ€

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There's nothing like have a woman kiss on your neck while reaching around. The vulnerability is hot.

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You reached the end

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