Two Mexicans killed an American, lmao.

Piefed? Wasn't the replacement Lemmy?

Every space age humanity setting starts after WW3. Deal with it.

I yearn for a future in which we have mutilated angels powering the reactors that fuel our cities with their 'divine' energy. Energy that will let us invade hell in order to find some free demonic energy for more power before we go into the stars and fight the aliens.

A reminder that you don't need to know advanced maths to be a developer. Just call the necessary functions to do the job

Wake up, gen z boys and girls. You are not kids anymore. You are old af.

I feel like the teacher should be someone who not only possesses great knowledge and the capacity to guide, but also the ability to solo the entire classroom in a fight to make them submit and listen the fuck up.

You didn't beat them before. Your grandparents did.

Can grandpa fight again?

70 hours a week? What? So we can just stare at our screens pretending to work for half that time, if not more?

Go to hell.

They could sell it as a machine that protects your privacy and prevents any privacy invasive software from running in it

Dumb people manage to get PhDs.

An academic degree is not a good measure of intelligence

So, the northern hemisphere? Then why the fuck don't You just capture the C.U.M. zone instead of bothering central and south america?

Made the switch to Ubuntu in 2019. The only time I use windows is at work, sadly, but in my main computer, that malware hasn't been installed for years

You can do all of that on Roblox from the safety of your toilet nowadays.

The future is now.

It might be a silly joke video but it's grim dark and deep af

Maybe the alien invasion from outer space we were expecting since Independence day. was just the Americans using either their space force toys or the solar warden fleet to take over the world?

She should've taken out a piece of his calf with a bite to teach him a lesson

At least it's not AI

This is going to be my year

This is just a big Stellaris simulation. It's just that we haven't founded the United Nations of Earth and reached the year 2200 yet.