That was having my first child for me

This is why I’ll never truly be able to quit nicotine. Apparently I don’t meet the threshold for adhd medication despite regular debilitating functional freeze, so nicotine and the dopamine it gives me is only reason I’m a functioning adult.

“The only place to spit in a rich man’s house is his face” - Diogenes

Pretty based if you ask me

Three is one thing, but four? Bro’s going above and beyond.

That’s from the vibrato in your umm… voice

I am cat man

Uh oh Deep, if you put more than five seconds of thought into your religion you might lose it. Remember any doubts you have about Christianity were planted in your mind by the devil to lead you away from God. They are definitely not your own rational thoughts!

NOTHING TO SEE HERE JUST TWO FRIENDS NAKED HUGGING IN BED AS PLATONIC FRIENDS OFTEN DO

It really sucks being a sane American right now. Like yeah you should boycott the US because money is the only language they speak, but it’s people like me who are going to suffer for it. Trump and his buddies are going to be fine. Feel like I’m rooting for my own downfall.

Founder of cynicism and famously lived in a barrel. Certified based.

This is to be expected with low earth orbit (LEO) satellites. The orbit will decay fairly quickly and with so many satellites needed for a LEO constellation this is going to be business as usual. I’m curious if this number is any more than what they expected, but it’s not big news.

Bro is really high out of his mind in the Oval Office and still not the craziest person in the room

I didn’t need this today, Nicole.

Yeah these fuckin nerds are using logic and thought to understand the world.

This is, without a doubt, the best idea Steve Bannon has ever had.

Maybe unpopular opinion but the winner is objectively better art than second place. Left makes me feel whimsy and mild joy, and right just makes me think “frog.”

LEO satellites decay very quickly every one of them will burn up in the atmosphere within 10 years. They need to be replaced constantly. As soon as spacex goes out of business these will all fall out of the sky.

My favorite part of this is how he subconsciously wiped the fingerprints off his gun when he was done