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lemmy.world

Bro is really high out of his mind in the Oval Office and still not the craziest person in the room

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scarabicreply
lemmy.world

On top of clearly being high, he really looks like shit. I heard his story about how he got that black eye but it’s not just that. This is not a healthy man, in body or mind or heart.

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Corkyskogreply
sh.itjust.works

Apparently with enough money no one can force you into rehab every 5 years lol.

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I know, but it allows their brain to get a vacation from drugs. Elon is an interesting case of what if no one ever forced the breaks?

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lemmy.world

Sorry for the dumb question, but is this legit? Like, is this footage tempered with?

Because if not: He is 100% high AF. Holy moly how isn’t everyone talking about Elmo tripping balls next to the world’s most powerful dickwad?

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rustyfishreply
lemmy.world

Thanks. He also has a bruise on his eye. He says he got it from horsing around with his son…I bet 100€ that he got sucker punched by a good samaritan who gave this fascist what fascists deserve.

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shalafireply
lemmy.world

LOL, no one punched him. He was high af and fell down or ran into something.

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TexasDrunkreply
lemmy.world

I've been too drunk to stand many times. That was my first thought when I saw it because it looks like one of the handful of black eyes I've woken up with after falling onto the corner of my coffee table.

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Optionalreply
lemmy.world

That is absolutely the corner of a piece of furniture.

Or maybe he "choked on broccoli" like Gee Dubz

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aceshighreply
lemmy.world

That picture looks enhanced… unless did he worr makeup.

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No it's filtered heavily, but the actual bruise wasn't that much prettier. It was a doozy.

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You really think a good samaritan who managed to punch Musk in the face (and wasn't gunned down immediately by police), wouldn't post on the internet and become everyone's favorite person?

If he got punched, I imagine he was getting bullied by one of the MAGA idiots who he couldn't dickswing on with his billions of dollars. Not someone I'd call a "good samaritan."

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joekar1990reply
lemmy.world

Rumor circulating right now is it was the Treasury secretary Bessent.

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lemmy.world

Proof that being a CEO is the hardest of jobs! One you can't slack off on, or looks away from. Definitely not possible to do while impaired. Need to be completely with it to make sure nothing is missed. Definitely need the billion dollar contract also, anything less and you'd have good cause to use mind altering substances to push away the longing for those poor dollars that you've been separated from! They need to be with him, THE LONGING!

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So, we know Musk smokes weed.

Now, I'm a medical patient in my state, which carries exemptions for employment with THC in your system. However, this does not extend to federal jobs or federally contracted workers.

So why the FUCK does this nepo baby bitch get a pass for a federally illegal drug and get billions in contracts and shit?

If justice strikes with inequality, it is not justice.

Though, I've been aware the system is bullshit since childhood, so, no big surprises there.

Note: Legalize it, tax it like any other vice, profit. Stop ruining people's lives over a plant that grows almost anywhere.

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No, no, he's just popping his neck and rolling his eyes at Trump's bullshit. Someone as intelligent and successful as Musk would never impair themselves with drugs.

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I have a family member that had a pretty serious drug problem and that is exactly how they stood and moved.

(Don’t worry! My family member has been sober for several years now).

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It must be rough having your train-of-thought non-stop interrupted by genius level engineering ideas.

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