Not just cosmetic, I believe it’s used to treat migraines and possibly other issues. Crazy stuff.

Various citizens daring to touch the floating paint chips in the algae-ridden pool. Including a former Olympic canoe-er (apparently that’s a thing!).

Also at least three ducks died. No arrests for that yet.

This reminds me of the Schitt’s Creek episode where they attempt to cook.

You’re generally under at least twilight sedation so you don’t even know it happened.

As an independent in Colorado I get both ballots and can choose my own adventure.

I can see the meme graphic just fine - if that’s what you’re asking…

Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…

My former rowing partner was one of the people blinded by eye drops before these safety standards were established. I’m sure she can vouch for how not-a-big-deal this is after losing her job, marriage, home, and almost her life. Fuckers.

My 5gHz is “Hot Signals in Your Area.” My 2.4gHz is “Mediocre Signals in Your Area.”

Minneapolis, MN for those who don’t want to open.

There’s an Italian restaurant in Denver (Gaetano’s) that was opened in the 40s to give the mob wives something to keep them busy and to launder money. The mob is long gone, but the restaurant is still pretty popular.

Disgusting.

I have a Saudi client who was renting a property in London, I think it was £100,000 a week. They booked it out for three months. They brought 60 of their staff from Saudi Arabia all the way over to the property. It was a family of three, and they only went for three days.

Why didn’t they text? Cultural norms aside, texts usually go through more easily than calls in spotty areas. But yeah, I’ll take hypothermia and exposure over answering an unknown number any day.

I cut my sister out of my life and didn’t go to her wedding for similar reasons. I don’t regret it one bit and it has helped my mental health tremendously. However, I didn’t do it to “teach her a lesson,” or “prove anything,” I did it so I could live with myself, and stay true to my values. We all only have limited time and energy on this planet, so think about the way you spend them and what’s most important to you. For me, my biological family is toxic. My chosen family is awesome.

Expose yourself to art.

Thank you for taking one for the team.

Not having kids.

Especially in news headlines: slams, blasts, mind-blowing, hack (or lifehack)

I'm sure there are others, but that's all my brain can handle at the moment.

And they announced it and fully laid out a plan ahead of time. This should come as a surprise to no one who is literate.

Yes, absolutely. But if you’ve caught feelings, obviously that’s different. But make no mistake, there are those of us who can thoroughly enjoy the connection and physicality, but not translate it to anything long term. You have to talk about it. No (healthy) way around that.