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Nobody panics when things go "according to plan."
One death is a tragedy, 16m deaths is a statistic.
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Jimmy Carter, former US president, turns 100
No no no no noooo noooo no oh ohh ohh ohhhh YES!
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Le Reddit Army is Here
Uigi-lay Angione-may
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Feel the Joy
She is subjectively attractive! Bonus points for looking like that Harry Pottery girl.
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Matthew Perry dead at 54 in apparent drowning
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OH. MY. GAWD.
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United Healthcare denies claim of woman in coma
I bet the new United Healthcare CEO (or whomever is in currently in charge) is le pooping their pants right about now.
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Muskrat wants more HB1 visas. Conservative Twitter accounts said no. Muskrat retaliates.
I didn't know the muskrat would eat MY face!
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Texas teen poisoned rival’s goat because she ‘doesn’t like cheaters,’ cops say
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You can clear your search history, you can't clear Google's.
And that's why I use Bing. Checkmate!
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Texas book ban law causes a school district to remove Bible from libraries
Ok but it was reinstated soon after. So it's more of a leopards regurgitated my face.
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Can you Americans pass the test?
That's Updog
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Arnold Schwarzenegger endorses Kamala Harris: ‘I will always be an American before I am a Republican’
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I'm genuinely confused by your comment. Would you be able to explain or clarify?
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"Pro-life" woman seeks abortion and gets denied
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Two legs good, four legs bad.
Edit: actually think I got that backwards.
Four legs good, two legs bad. And if I remember correctly, there was an amendment for ducks/chickens/etc to be good. Haven't read that book in like 35 years.
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Busy all day and night
Named mine Optimus Grime
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Too bad they are missing their Christmas bonuses.
Waitaminute....since when can tariffs eat my face??
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Suspect in UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting taken into custody after being recognized at McDonald’s
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Mama mia!
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Why does one party keep interfering with voting?
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So this is what a competent country looks like. Must be nice.
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Name the band
The encore is Cotton Eye Joe
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Aged like milk
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As in out of the picture
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I got into the wrong career lol
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That's her only fan too
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Texas book ban law causes a school district to remove Bible from libraries
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They reinstated it shortly after.