ITT: People legitimately trying to name it, people saying "I'm American and I know this is fake," and people who get the joke trying to come up with a good name.
Looks like a graphic design, marketing, and printing company that caters to businesses. Either that, or a company that makes toys and leashes for dogs.
This honestly had me confused for longer than I'd like to admit.
I'm from east asia so european geography isn't my forte. But I like to think I've played even civilizations and total war games to have some familiarity with Europe.
As an American, this one is easy. That is the strange foreign socialist hellhole with a name I can’t remember because it’s probably not even in English.
Simple! It's [REDACTED]! Home of [REDACTED]! It's language of [REDACTED] is world famous for [REDACTED] and it has very good relations with [REDACTED] and Wales!
That land is shared between Monaco, Liechtenstein, San Marino, and Andorra. They all control all of it simultaneously. As such, everyone speaks Catalan, French, German and Italian (so, 100% of the population is quadralingual). Also, it's the richest territory in the world with a GDP per capita bigger than that of the rest of Europe combined. Because of this, everyone is a millionaire, and 20% of the population is a billionaire.
So what's it called? Macroland (because it's massive compared to the micronations that control it). Also, everything in between the parentheses is part of the name.
Man, when I watched the first episode of the reboot with my kid and Josh called Steve and Joe and Steve talked to us, like the grown ups that watched him when we were little. I teared up. No shame.
If you consider this a shitpost, why the fuck are you checking out this community at all? Everything here is a shitpost. It's kinda this place's whole deal
Spance
pronounced: spanc
I came here to post this
I'm European and can't name it. I'm really bad at geography
Edit: looked it up on Google maps. Well... I said I'm bad at geography
I'm worried, but I really appreciated your honesty
Hey at least now you know.
Atlantis 👀
Republic of Biscay
I like their cookies. A little dry though.
ITT: People legitimately trying to name it, people saying "I'm American and I know this is fake," and people who get the joke trying to come up with a good name.
Hey don't call me out like that. My response was funny.
Frain
El mejor pays en le monde.
Tous son bienvenidos en Frain.
Por vous plaît, trae son bateau. Mercias.
This is the closest reading sensation I've had to trying to listen to two conversations at the same time.
It almost felt like I had forgotten to read french, my whole brain is crying.
Esperantoish
Basquistan.
The Basque population finally won their freedom, and carved out a bit of France for some elbow room.
They must not have oil there.
They don't have freedom Democracy trucks bald eagles oil and guns 😥
Or commas!
Genovia. They’re famous for their Genovian pears.
Also their right-hand man Sepheroth.
Easy, that's Andorra the map is post WW3.
That's actually a bit higher. North of Belgium, Dutch south-west province.
That's part of Australia. It's where they plan to host Eurovision if they ever actually win it.
Morocco might do the same thing if it ever wins (just rejoining is unlikely).
Old Atlantis Republic (this map needs updating)
Atlantis (according to Plato, who made Atlantis up in the first place) is off the coast of North-east Africa.
Bah, Plato. What does that guy know, huh?
Well, for one, he knew that Socrates knew nothing.
Only if you go so far northeast you circle the globe.. This location is northwest of most of Africa.
That's Updog
What is Updog?
Looks like a graphic design, marketing, and printing company that caters to businesses. Either that, or a company that makes toys and leashes for dogs.
Elmau Gotham Balzac Disney Tuts
A common misconception - the proper name is “Deez”.
Texas
Texas is at the bottom of the map, genius. That's obviously West Nevada.
Portugal II
Electric Boogaloo ?
No that’s West Portugal, duh
Portuguy
Dumbasses, this is obviously Atlantis
We all know that's Old Orleans.
Did they know it was going to be old when they named it?
It was always old.
Atlantis, duh
Y'ALL READY FOR BISQUE?!
Easy. That's Atlantis.
Next?
To the people who don't understand, the difficulty is in fact impossible.
Looking at that old map...erosion is a bitch
I was feeling stupid for a minute there
This honestly had me confused for longer than I'd like to admit.
I'm from east asia so european geography isn't my forte. But I like to think I've played even civilizations and total war games to have some familiarity with Europe.
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⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️? Am I pronouncing that right, or is the last ⬛️ silent?
As an American, this one is easy. That is the strange foreign socialist hellhole with a name I can’t remember because it’s probably not even in English.
/s
Atlantis
I never thought we'd find it, but we've come so far.
Pre-brexit Britain
Finally, a land for the remainers
True Ireland
We got a fan of geology and continental plate drift here!
Spanceugal.
What do I win?
A trip to Disneyland Atlantis (the capital of spanceugal)
Hooray! I always wanted to go!
A trip to Spanceugal, congratulations, your tickets are in the mail!
That's ominous. Never gave my address.
I guess privacy really is dead.
I’m fairly positive this is Mexico
Basque
Like the soup?
It's the traditional soup of the gazpacho police
It's the Basque country if the Spanish government weren't such buzzkills with their whole fighting terrorism, ETA Bad crap. But soon, soon
They straight up submerged half the basque country with all the people living there, they're brutal
I guess you could say that's a rough Newfoundland before it split from Europe (or whatever it was called back then)
It was Oldfoundland back in those days.
Bisquick
The Bay of Biscay. It was notorious when I were a lad. More ferries back then I suppose.
It's Andorra! GREATER ANDORRA!
The Bay of Biscay? Lol
An image as rigged as the British education system...
Noice!
It's Florin from The Princess Bride.
That's Texas
The mighty kingdom of Biscayland.
It's Biscay.
California?
Nautical claims don't extend that far
Without looking it up this map looks distorted. But I don’t know of a country there next to france like that.
Brittany if France didn’t flood it
American here... not cheating by looking it up on Google... Non-Extantistan? The Spanish/French border doesn't look like that...
Correct the map is fake. It's like splitting Texas into two states and asking Europeans to name it.
It's not really like that at all, that landmass doesn't exist
It's Ligma
I don't know that nation 🤔
It's a protectorate of the greater Sugondese nation
Which nation?
Simple! It's [REDACTED]! Home of [REDACTED]! It's language of [REDACTED] is world famous for [REDACTED] and it has very good relations with [REDACTED] and Wales!
Svenborgia. They only will tell you about it when you are rich enough. Otherwise you get the other maps.
Basque Republic (most is submerged)
It's between Spain and France, so the language has to be as well.
It's Portugal
Waterworld II - The soggy biscuit, staring Kevin Coaster.
Looks like right where the glans meets the shaft.
Idk, between Spain and France...did y'all give the Basques something?
That's definitely Molise
So it exists!
You only find it when you're not looking for it!
Btw, howdy! We meet once again ヾ( ˃ᴗ˂ )
Oggi debojanni diventa 30enne ^o^
Ommioddio, auguroni! Sia lodato il Culto della Spirale
Listenbourg ?
New Spainland
Maps without Listenbourg
Ligma
Balls
I knew it was water, the actual name of it though I had zero recollection.
California
Seawatyadidthere
Florida.
Mississippi
The Bretagne Finally got the la D's they wished! The Tribute de Dana gave it to them!
The little island sells it
Andorra.
Fakelandistan
The basque people would love their land to be this large once again.
It's Mu, it finally was found.
EU is expanding east nowadays. And not even the dutch are that good claming land from the sea.
That land is shared between Monaco, Liechtenstein, San Marino, and Andorra. They all control all of it simultaneously. As such, everyone speaks Catalan, French, German and Italian (so, 100% of the population is quadralingual). Also, it's the richest territory in the world with a GDP per capita bigger than that of the rest of Europe combined. Because of this, everyone is a millionaire, and 20% of the population is a billionaire.
So what's it called? Macroland (because it's massive compared to the micronations that control it). Also, everything in between the parentheses is part of the name.
This is it
Not an american, but that looks like the Aether dimension.
North Castile
Damn, that is a good one!
Learn something new everyday.
Thanks for making my brain hurt
That's the lovely nation of Biscay
North Asturias
Taured
andorra
Andorranoma
That's how much of Aquitaine is still controlled by England.
that's where les Gascons store their testicles
Dude it's Vulcan, come on now.
GGEZ
Doggerland
google maps
It's obviously Liberland but in 25 years.
Biscadia
Bay of Biscay
Mexico?
Great Britain
Ah, the rare pre-sinking of Atlantis European map Wherever did you find a copy?
Joe gave it to me
Man, when I watched the first episode of the reboot with my kid and Josh called Steve and Joe and Steve talked to us, like the grown ups that watched him when we were little. I teared up. No shame.
Isn't that the north pole?
Is that the fabled East Dakota?
República de la Fez Ibérica
Pre-brexit Britain
I am European, so that's a spoiler: It's Atlantica
I'm pretty sure this is "New Flevoland", if so don't go there
Elder Isle continent
That's where Osama Bin Laden was buried, right?
Technically the truth?
Stop the shitposts ffs.
If you consider this a shitpost, why the fuck are you checking out this community at all? Everything here is a shitpost. It's kinda this place's whole deal
This isn't a shitpost. This is a cakepost.
shartpost
You're one of those people who likes clay in their soup, ain'tcha?