Overwatch. It looks fun from the outside, but I'm forced to participate in short matches where I repeatedly die, come back and kill cute yet soulless people all day long, for a year.

I started eating people on day 3. There is a hole were my humanity used to be. A hole that can only be filed by trembling, bloody, screaming flesh. The hamster was first. He was easy. Then, month after month, I got through the rest of the roster, each one with a different bottle of wine from the Paris deathmatch map. Now my appetite, form and spirit have grown beyond what is humanly conceivable. When the map loads and they see me, they all run and shriek as my many mouths start tearing through their ever fresh, juicy bodies. As if they too were starting to remember their unending, inescapable demise.

One day it will end, but in the meantime I need to feel their bones break and heartbeats fade on my tongues. Such delicious marrow. Such delicious broth.

Overwatch.exe

Oh, I'm here as well. 5 more of us and we'll be sense8.

Accurate.

Right in the feels, bro

As many have guessed, the author's teaching career at Hogwarts was very brief.

Bazaar (flatpaks) because of its aesthetics and ease of use. Also, it's a good way to find niche apps directly published by their authors.

I also now avoid the AUR altogether.

Billionaires would not exist if not for generations of cunts enabling them through propaganda and voting&consumming against their own interest. Boomers and the generations before them are guilty, not only of that, and not only now. At the moment, it seems that the entire planet has to die with them, when as a species we've never been richer. We already have the means to start mending what we've fucked up. And we don't, all that to the advantage of a minority of psychopaths. So, yeah, the truth of it all has more to do with capitalism, imperialism, the way we conceptualize power and authority, etc, but all those things, they have to be enabled.

So, yeah. Maybe not "luigi all boomers", but they could at least fuck themselves hard enough to gape for eternity.

Quasimorph. I am absolutely FUUUUUU-UH-CKED.

Luigi all boomers

... you guys are paying?

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How is that mediocre nazi cunt still getting media coverage when he should be treated like he's never existed?Men like that don't coil when they're hated. They melt when they're ignored.

The far-right international coordination must be crushed.

Meanwhile, the Federation of Planets : "Do NOT approach Earth, there's nothing we can do for them."

It's funny how every big tech decision these last few years all sound like a shitty James Bond villain step in a shitty world domination plan, with shitty corpo writing.

Has anybody seen a real nervous breakdown? Because I've just watched that boring AI tech-nazi vomit his bullshit for 20 minutes waiting for it, and it never came. I demand a refund.

Author here, I don't give a fuck, as long as the book was bought/is read. Stop fetishizing books or start fucking them. 

I do wonder why this person wouldn't just use a e-ink reader, though.

Writer insight : if people start pulling their phone when they should be watching your movie, it means your movie is shit, not that it should be made even sloppier. Watered down shit is still a shit cocktail.

That is such a casually psychopathic thing to say

Yeah, better go at it with a DEX build and Mimic's Tear. It's a difficult DLC fight, so get to around lvl 80 before entering the boss arena and chip at it until it enters phase two. Note the wound in his chest, that's his weak point. If you inflict good CRIT on it, it should be a breeze. Beware of his AoE attacks, and don't forget to jump when he sweeps the arena, it's easier than parrying (but it can be parried).