Queer flirting as a guy in a nutshell [Rule]
I'm a bi guy, ain't the first time, won't be the last.
They're a cool dude though, so we'll probably still hang out.
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I made the mistake of tagging along to Fire Island with my girlfriend and her queer friends and I’m sorry to both of the guys who hit on me
Especially the guy who opened with “I want to eat your ass.”
That's one hell of an ice breaker and far more bold than I lol
I was just standing there waiting for the ATM to spit my cash out so I could get drunk enough to come up with a witty response.
You were right there, the line was "thanks, but this the only ATM I'm into right now"
you got a whatsapp or somethin'? Your service could be very handy in a pinch.
lmao if only being a difficult smartass could pay my bills I'd do it all day
It's fire island, I'm a little surprised the ice breaker wasn't sticking his face in OP's ass crack as he said it, from the stories I've been told.
My uncle's best friend used to go way back in the day, and from the stories he told me, it was basically just one nonstop public orgy. Of course, this was before AIDS was big, iirc.
I was told by one of my friends not to go out at night for this reason.
Oh, to be a Twink on fire island in the 70s... If I ever get shape shifting and a time machine, it's not going to be my first stop, but it's definitely going to be on the list lmao
It made me feel really frustrated about being straight. I could be having sooo much more sex.
For any non-US people. No it's not the island where Zuko and the gang have the beach episode. It's a real island near New York / Long Island
went bowling yesterday in the city. I live in a small town filled with chud senior citizens retiring to Florida for no property tax. holy shit I forgot how pretty young people are, not just the girls but the guys too?!?! when did this happen?? did estrogen do this???
literally just not smoking is a big part of it, among a bunch of other stuff people do these days that help them not look like poorly cared for leather sofas.
You getting progged? Might lead to you getting pregged
yeahh 🥹
The hot, friendly guy at the gym who always compliments me😢
This is why I'm hesitant to go to gay bars. I don't want to break too many hearts. In all seriousness most people that hit on me tend to be super chill about it which I appreciate.
I had this fear and honestly if straight guys were as respectful and understanding as gay guys straight guys would have way more sex.
Just don’t go there to get hit on, or to hit on women who think they’re in a safe space. Go there because you like the vibe and want to have fun. Try to make friends with the guys who hit on you and be a good sport.
ETA: Don't go to a gay bar if you're straight unless you're invited.
Maybe controversial opinion, but I don't think straight guys (or gals) really belong at gay bars.
There used to be a gay bar in my area. Eventually it was mostly straight women. And then it didn't take long after that before it was mostly straight men. Now there are zero gay bars.
I agree. I don't go to gay bars unless I'm invited by a gay person, and I'm aware that I'm a guest in that space because I've seen that happen to a few places.
That’s exactly what happened to one of the only gay dance clubs nearby. Now it’s kinda lame and definitely not gay anymore.
Heh, I've been on the receiving of this flirtation. Many years ago now, I just thought they were a cool guy, still hung out with them. To be fair, girls flirted with me too and I thought they were just being cool. My wife is one of the few who cracked me and she just said we should go on a date
Felt bad before because I thought a guy was just being nice to me. Then he invited me to hang out and I had to cancel. He called me a tease and started ignoring me and that’s when I realized.
Funny enough I thought I was straight back then, nowadays I still primarily go for women but would probably be down.
Some guys don't pick up on flirting to a shocking degree.
It's me
I'm that guy
The amount of times I've literally woken up bolt upright in the middle of the night and went "Wait they were flirting... Damn it." is too damn many
Yeah thats me.
It's worse for me because I'm a girl, but I'm autistic and I don't pick up on it either lol
two autistic people fall madly in love with each other at first sight
they proceed to stare blankly at each other for an eternity (4 seconds) while imagining getting married and living a long and happy life together, then immediately go "oh god that was SO intimate fuck i'm so creepy oh noooo they probably think i'm a pervert now" and flee the scene posthaste.
The number of times this happens. It's nice when it's a chill guy and we can be bros.
is diverse sexuality "queer"?
cmiiw i thought queer was a term for gender diverse people
Queer is more of a catchall. You may have been thinking of gender-queer
Right in the feels, bro
Mines funnier:
ok but this isnt relevant
in memes?