I think this has been said before, girls, if you want to dominate the man you love, just have sex with him. Men are pretty simple, we desire the person who desires us and has sex with us.
I want to be dominated by a ghost! She would be translucent—and—can possess your prostate to squeeze and release at high frequencies! Her favorite music is "Scooby Doo-style," and her favorite activity is rotating furniture when people aren't looking!
I feel like the procurement process for the semen needed to perform the spells is probably what's doing the unleashing dominating and/or controlling here rather than anything magical, but if you get the results you want either way then no harm done
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I really enjoyed this show!
Me too. I miss it a lot and fall isn't as fun without it airing.
WHAT THE FUCK
Got this as a gag gift one year, pic isnt mine. I didn't feel like looking for my copy lol
This is a book you keep on a shelf next to your home bar so when guests see it, they don't ask to sample your cocktails.
Ah, so that's why they're called cock-tails...
Oh, its not encouragement?
No thanks I'm vegan.
/sj
If it is given with consent, it should be perfectly vegan
I remember this from the 2000s! I still think about the outrageous amounts each recipe needed
To be fair, I don’t think it specifically says human semen, and some animals can produce an awful lot in one load.
Every time I cum, I produce a quart.
You misspelled "squirt."
It's from a song haha.
is it possible to freeze semen?
Sperm banks do it.
Yes, the question is more if a normal freezer is sufficient
For baking or for putting a bun in the oven?
baking
A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.
This is.. whut? uhhh. ehrmm.. Okay.. yeaaaahhh.
No.
tasty is the word you are looking for
...Only if it's from a vegetarian.
dunno, I’d also eat carnivorious plants
Oh... ಠ_ಠ
Have you ever tried it? Does it have any properties beneficial to baking? Is there any significant taste differenece?
I'll never look at flan the same way again. Thanks for ruining my favorite dessert for me.
Once you get past it and grow to like it it'll have a whole new layer of kink - if you just embrace it...
Edit: my dumbass didn't see the semen Textbar the top bit and thought it was a joke
Oh god... I'm not here to kink shame anyone but please don't try to proselytize your kinks to me...
I remember seeing this book for the first time while picking shipments for Amazon, saw more than one copy of it shipped out
Did someone say grimoire?
Probably planted by The Hero Himmel as a hint.
If a Wiccan baddie needs reagents, who am I to say no?
As many have guessed, the author's teaching career at Hogwarts was very brief.
FRIEREN NO!
One grimoire pls
FRIEREN
YESSSSSSSSSS
why is the cum black
They caramelized it first.
That should be a golden brown.
They carbonized it.
Microplastics, duh.
Came from Anders Klimax
I think this has been said before, girls, if you want to dominate the man you love, just have sex with him. Men are pretty simple, we desire the person who desires us and has sex with us.
It helps if the witch is hot.
That's why they used to burn witches, people love hot witches, the hotter the better
I want to be dominated by a ghost! She would be translucent—and—can possess your prostate to squeeze and release at high frequencies! Her favorite music is "Scooby Doo-style," and her favorite activity is rotating furniture when people aren't looking!
Tadaaaa!
Yalls don't need rituals and spells to get that result, just be slightly nice to me.
Gender swapped "Obsession". Should be fine, right?
lol, they put so much eyeliner on our guy with a particular set of skills.
i like the big cartoony cum splorch
Any horny witches down to fuck?
So, do you need that specific mans semen, or is it okay to use one owns?
I'd want to taste the original at least once, but I'd love to eventually figure out a way to make it myself at home.
by the transitive property, this means trans men are indomitable (unless they want to be)
Be careful not to give conservatives more stupid arguments
The Missing Ingredient
Obligatory South Park "Sea Man" meme
I feel like the procurement process for the semen needed to perform the spells is probably what's doing the unleashing dominating and/or controlling here rather than anything magical, but if you get the results you want either way then no harm done
Something looks off about that semen being used.
? looks normal to me.
You should talk to a doctor.
Golddiggers figured out the power of semen a long time ago. Time it right, and it's 18 years of regular paychecks.
Not worth it