Trump’s New Press Secretary Holds Train-Wreck Debut Briefing
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That perverted fuck sure has a type.
He really wants to bang his daughter.
Again, perhaps.
I'd rather not speculate. There's enough shit that's plainly visible that we don't need to guess at things.
It's not a guess, he said so on camera.
We know he wants to. We don't know that he did.
Ah, i see. I'd not clocked all that "again" implied.
Yeah I think it might not need the comma. The comma made me thing that they were “again saying ‘perhaps’.”
Oh hell. Link?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0_axTST2aY
2013
No perhaps about it he started talking about her breasts on national television as she was getting them and later on said if she wasn't his daughter she would be his type alongside the "what do you have in common" "sex!" comment which is just gross.
To be fair, his daughter is pretty hot
It doesn't matter how attractive your kid is, you shouldn't want to fuck them. Also I recall her being a minor when that happened.
Eu.
What does the European Union have to do with it?
:)
Why does every woman in his circle look like a low rent porn star?
The entire right wing press system has had that type for decades. Just look at basically every woman they put in front of a camera at Fox News.
Hey guys, I'm starting to believe that the people Trump puts in those important positions aren't selected for their competence.
As dumb as Trump is, I doubt he even knows how to pick a competent person for any job.
He makes his choices based on his desire to be the smartest person in the room.
One of the complaints he had from his first term was that he was prevented from doing things because he was surrounded by "people who think they're smarter than me"...
His lawyers, for all their failings, have managed to keep him out of prison so far. (Having a few judges in his pocket doesn’t hurt.)
Tbf the us citizens at large kept him out of prison via the vote. I mean he probably wouldn’t have gone to prison because he’s rich and connected to all the people he pretends to hate and pretend to hate him but the voters at least put the nail in the coffin on the idea.
Yeah, his lawyers don’t have that great a track record; Giuliani was his lawyer for a while. He probably gets lucky occasionally, but I really think he’s too stupid to know the difference between a competent an incompetent person in any field.
I’m pretty sure for press secretary he just thinks them being attractive by his standards is the definition of competent. Beyond that he mostly values loyalty from what I can tell.
Epstein was also rich and connected. He got put in prison and then murderd.
Yeah bro sure he did
Well...He was convicted on 34 criminal counts. He didn't go to prison only because of a feckless judge who was too scared of his responsibility to give a meaningful sentence and didn't punish him at all.
Just blind luck, like most of his successes. And also collusion with conservative justices and judges and prosecutors.
That's Vought's job
What do you mean? She clearly has MAGA face. Isn't that the competence that's required?
These days he probably just points to furniture and says, “you’re hired!” And “you’re fired!” And his people just hire whoever looks most like the last person because he gets upset when his reality’s continuity is broken.
Incorrect. She is clearly blondish.
If we have to fight a 2nd American Civil War, thank goodness for that.
How many Mooches do we think she'll last?
From the Guardian today, who are calling her the Zachbot due to her flattened, AI-like portrayal of a human press secretary:
I'll start the bidding at 2.5 Mooches
She makes Sean Spicer look like a wizard of wordcraft -
yeah that's probably about right - 2.5
I bid 4 Mooches, and not one Mooch more!
As is tradition
:-|
Classic case of failing upwards.
Oh, wow, I could’ve accurately described her to a police sketch artist before I ever saw her.
Designated Blond #???...
She looks like she's in a porno parody of a press briefing, wtaf.
Wassup, step Press Secretary...
Oh look another one of the same person
They make them in a factory down in Miami.
Hummm ... opened shirt and 2 precisely positioned gold buttons are, it seems, on purpose ... to distract from an empty discourse and likewise head and boss ?
Honestly I didn’t even notice either I those. I just noticed the face that has had some work done on it and the “my boss wishes I was his daughter” overall look.
My eyes are weird. For instance reading Tom'sHardware (vvwvv.tomshardware,com) am reading instead : TomShardWare
For a moment I thought this was a link to "Blond air hostess step-daughter HARDCORE double-fisting in the WHITEHOUSE PRESS ROOM moneyshot loud moaning POV"
I thought she did okay for a high school valedictorian speech.
Of course a professional wouldn't need to look down to read their own name.
I don't even think it was quite that level. It came off to me as someone presenting for a a highschool group project that didn't do any of the work, so they were forced to present. It genuinely seemed like the first time she ever read the info.
😂 jfc
I kept getting "everywhere, like such as" energy here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Yeah, but you can kinda feel for that poor panicking country bumpkin.
This fascist lady? Not so much.
Eh, I’ve heard the “everywhere like such as” woman is a huge maga idiot.
Well, that's another L for her to carry then.
Qanon Qatie?
Blonde white woman with no talent. Sounds about white.
what's wrong with her face ?
Cosmetic Surgeon: So what kind of work did you want to get done?
Sycophant #273: I want my cheekbones doubled and my lips filled in with silicon. Not silicone, that's too woke.
"I'm 28, but I want to look 50"
"I want everyone who sees me to do a double take and then frown."
Frown? I see them and get the same look I get when I see a car crash.
“And I want my eyebrows replaced with upside down Nike symbols colored with sharpie!”
No plenty of women do that themselves with tweezers and makeup. It's unsettling.
Maralago face.
Why is she almost as orange as him 😭
Now that's what I call where are the Epstein files
Jesus Christ she looks like a cadaver
There's some other bitch that looks even worse. She's the wife of one of his boot lickers, and has had a botched surgery that makes her look just cadaverous.
She's the perfect embodiment of this administration.
She is, since I’ll never watch them speak, I can enjoy the pictures
https://newrepublic.com/post/216545/donald-trump-new-press-secretary-lie-lawyer
Lying on your resume is a requirement for this administration.
I think she just made the classic rookie mistake of swallowing a whole rat before the press conference; tail was probably still in her throat.
Her boss can’t read so how could he even discriminate on that basis even if he wanted to?
Don't you ever accuse me of a crime
Danny couldn't give a dead moose's last shit who these people are.
What do ya know? Another blonde bimbo to the administration
From the same people who brought you the dei bs
Christ, another evil puppet.
Isn't that the point tho? She's the fall girl.
It's like Frosty the Snowman, but instead you sprinkled pumpkin spice on a barbie doll.
Hmm, I thought she had public speaking experience…and, at least he didn’t hire her as a lawyer.
Succession really got it spot on : Kerry gives the news on ATN
She represents everything I disagree with. Must take a lot of work being a liar.
I actually think it's easy for them since they practice daily.
I get the feeling that she doesn't have as much practice as the ones we're used to given the way she acted.
Probably one of those DEI hires
Not as bad as whatever this trainwreck had done.
The bar mitzvah boy of press secretaries.
What in the OnlyFans slutbag is this?
What in the misogynistic slutshaming is this?