Everyone who wants to avoid urinary incontinence issues should do pelvic floor exercises. I don't see it spoken about for men as much as women (women are advised to do this during and after pregnancy especially), but everyone can benefit from it.
To identify the feeling of contracting your pelvic floor muscles, try stopping peeing when you're mid stream (though this is just to help you identify them — you shouldn't regularly practice this way, as it can lead to UTIs).
The way to practice is to squeeze your pelvic floor muscles, trying not to pull your tummy in (or to squeeze your glutes). Hold this for two seconds, then relax. Repeat 10 times. Doing this daily is advised, and over time, you can increase the amount of time you hold the squeeze for to up to 10 seconds. Try to breathe normally while you do this exercise.
In addition to being the best way to prevent urinary incontinence, it can also help with sexual performance too. You can practice basically any time. I often find myself practicing while I'm in traffic, because it's something to help fill the time.
The fact you think it takes this much effort to touch your taint while you're peeing standing up tells everyone here you have no idea where your taint is.
you just reach like 1 or 2 fingers, about half and inch past where your balls end, push up a bit, it can be done inconspicuously. I do it every time now out of habit.
Even if it is at a urinal, as long as there's paper towels or tissues in the bathroom, you can grab a piece as you head to the urinal and wipe off when you're done. Just takes a modicum of planning.
A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a "wankerchief" that guys could keep around and calling it a "Peter Patter".
It definitely made me giggle far too much. It's a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.
I do it at home. It’s harder in public urinals because I forget to grab a sheet from the dispenser first. If there’s no one else in the restroom, I hold the band of my boxers open to avoid contact and waddle to the sink area to grab a sheet to wipe with. Bringing my own TP roll in my bag solves this issue though.
Most guys don't wipe after peeing, yes. I do, because the thought of doing it with my underwear disgusts me, but uh... yeah I guess it just doesn't occur to most guys. Kinda like washing your hands before your touch your penis.
When I'm at home I always wipe after pissing. While I'd take a pass on the piss rag in my pocket idea, the name still could apply to men's underwear. After all, our underwear is soaking up that unwiped piss already.
Seriously? After I'm done at a urinal, I press the remaining urine out of my urethra and shake it off. There shouldn't be any stray drops if you're doing it properly.
If you don't don't blot, you could end with wet pants which end up wetter when you try to clean them with a wet cloth, and then this happens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mff3pTIKMJ8
(from the Victor Echo November episode of The Venture Bros)
Next time you get the opportunity, shake it, milk it, gooch press etc. Then take a single sheet of paper and press it flush against your pee hole. You'll still notice a small drop that would have otherwise gone in your underwear. That's why I always use a toilet if I'm able to. And urinals are gross, there's always splashback even if you can't see it.
(No shade at you specifically btw, I didn't downvote you)
Some new words just burn themselves into your brain, and this is one of those cases. I didn't need the word "wankerchief" stuck in my head, but now it is, and I keep giggling at odd times. Thanks a bunch.
Just do a little push on your taint and the extra dripple comes right out.
Barring that, you have to just wrap your entire dingy in a tissue or toilet paper to absorb the liquid over the next few hours. Like a lazy male tampon.
I know someone with the problem shown in this photo. He sits to pee. So, I'm going to say, it's not just about sitting to pee, at least not for everyone.
Uh...yeah because why would shaking it do anything? You have to relax your bladder, and squeeze like an udder. Do people not know how were constructed, or what?
False. There is a U bend between the bladder and the end. Nothing on the bladder end will fix anything. The residual in the pipe gets squeezed out when walking.
I'm going to wake people up to an uncomfortable truth. You already wear diapers. That's what underwear is. Diapers used to be reusable and washable. We just don't like to perceive it that way. We lie to ourselves about what underwear is for. And underwear is why pants last forever and shirts don't. Call me weird but I stopped having this problem when I swallowed my pride and accepted this fact, and realized not all underwear is doing the job we don't want to admit it's for very well.
Wear double underwear. One absorbent, one slick. Same properties as a diaper.
So woah dude, you're wearing an actual diaper shamelessly then? Yeah. We all are. You are too. The difference is mine works.
Other benefit. Because the thing keeping your pants fresh is actually working, now your pants really last forever.
Situation permitting, tuck a finger underneath and apply some pressure to your taint area or so at the end of your pee. Sometimes the plumbing needs a bit of help.
Well weewee comes out of the peepee, That's just science. Weewee stops after puberty and becomes stinky pee. Peepee is still used as the John Doe if its bearer never named it or its name is unknown/private.
We learned this in school, so they were definitely not raised right.
Firstly you're in less of a rush, so when the stream becomes a dribble you just wait. If you're standing you're more inclined to get impatient and rush off.
Secondly, the stream is easy to control but the dribble is more likely to fall on the floor, so sitting avoids that.
Finally, pushing your gooch from our asshole to your nuts squeezes out the remainder. Its way easier to do this sitting.
Yes, I'm an old guy managing an enlarged prostate.
The urinary sphincter is at the base of the penis, the piss that comes out after you stop is the stuff held in the urethra (unless you have some cause of incontinence ofc). Unless you are in to sounding you aren't getting in there.
With a sharpie, duh. Didn't they teach you that in 4th grade? And if you put your phone number below it, hot chicks will call you day and night to hold hands. That nugget is from 6th grade.
Or just sit down while taking your piss. In public bathrooms, sure I'll use the urinal, but at home or work (very clean toilets at my job), I'll happily sit and have no problems.
Use toilet paper or water to clean yourself and sit down to pee. This is gross when men do this and wonder why they never get any female attention. Wear a diaper if you're too simple to clean yourself properly.
We need penis clips... Like a bag of chips. I think exercising yo prostate like when you get a boner and you make that thang jump. Keep cranking for you health ya'll. Row row your boat gently down the stream. Life is embarrassing big whoop. Wanna fight about it.
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Up for two days and no one is going to make the reference?: You gotta give.
I got advice from Reddit one day that the best trick is to quickly, lightly pull your testicles up a little bit and the drops come flying out.
Works but you still have only slight control as to where those drops are going.
....since I was 28...
I couldn't figure this one out. It's just a drop out two, and sometimes not even that. I thought he leaned against the wet sink.
Sit to pee and press the tip with a paper towel.
men with large prostates can relate.
Everyone who wants to avoid urinary incontinence issues should do pelvic floor exercises. I don't see it spoken about for men as much as women (women are advised to do this during and after pregnancy especially), but everyone can benefit from it.
To identify the feeling of contracting your pelvic floor muscles, try stopping peeing when you're mid stream (though this is just to help you identify them — you shouldn't regularly practice this way, as it can lead to UTIs).
The way to practice is to squeeze your pelvic floor muscles, trying not to pull your tummy in (or to squeeze your glutes). Hold this for two seconds, then relax. Repeat 10 times. Doing this daily is advised, and over time, you can increase the amount of time you hold the squeeze for to up to 10 seconds. Try to breathe normally while you do this exercise.
In addition to being the best way to prevent urinary incontinence, it can also help with sexual performance too. You can practice basically any time. I often find myself practicing while I'm in traffic, because it's something to help fill the time.
Bro's urethra went on strike.
Huh? I'm well near retirement and it's just pee until it stops, a few drops, that's it.
LPT: when you think you are done, push on your taint. You're welcome.
Sure thing. Will shove my hand between my legs and press it really good in a public urinal. That will totally look normal.
People are not looking at you when you're using the urinal.
Yes I am.
I knew it.
The fact you think it takes this much effort to touch your taint while you're peeing standing up tells everyone here you have no idea where your taint is.
you just reach like 1 or 2 fingers, about half and inch past where your balls end, push up a bit, it can be done inconspicuously. I do it every time now out of habit.
I think my balls are bigger than yours, cause that don’t work unless I do quite a bit of moving things about.
I've got a lot of stuff down there... And it doesn't take a lot of work to press on your taint.
Maybe you're just fat.
0% chance I'm doing that. How much piss are these guys dribbling to make it worth it?
LPT if it's not a urinal, dap the tip with a piece of toilet paper
Even if it is at a urinal, as long as there's paper towels or tissues in the bathroom, you can grab a piece as you head to the urinal and wipe off when you're done. Just takes a modicum of planning.
Well yeah, but I was more thinking of being in a public area
Da hilft kein Schütteln und kein Klopfen, in die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen.
(It doesn't help to shake and beat, into the pants goes the last drop)
We have a similar one in America it goes "no matter how much you wiggle and dance you always end up with some on your pants'
That's not normal at 37. In fact, that's not normal at 60.
The volume is exaggerated for comedic effect.
But at a matter of a drop coming out, that's not really an aging thing either.
That's what I thought at 36... Now i'm 40 and sweat every time I zip up
It is normal at 80. See: the president of the United States and his diapers
A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a "wankerchief" that guys could keep around and calling it a "Peter Patter".
It definitely made me giggle far too much. It's a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.
You mean reuse the same wankerchief?
Im a dude and wiping with a single sheet of TP after peeing is a gamechanger Im never going back from.
Everyone doesn’t do this? My god… 😭
Ikr.... We really gotta start teaching boys actual hygiene
I do it at home. It’s harder in public urinals because I forget to grab a sheet from the dispenser first. If there’s no one else in the restroom, I hold the band of my boxers open to avoid contact and waddle to the sink area to grab a sheet to wipe with. Bringing my own TP roll in my bag solves this issue though.
100% highly recommend getting on board with this
There are dozens of us
Wat? Yall dont wipe? No suprise that all your stuff gets wet
Most guys don't wipe after peeing, yes. I do, because the thought of doing it with my underwear disgusts me, but uh... yeah I guess it just doesn't occur to most guys. Kinda like washing your hands before your touch your penis.
I love finding out how unhygenic people are.
It is gross. Certainly helps paint the picture that humans are just animals with the capacity for great intelligence.
....do you mean like the toilet paper you just mentioned?
Toilet paper doesn't have a fun name.
Disagree, "shit tickets" is a funny name.
But it doesnt apply for this piss conversation...
When I'm at home I always wipe after pissing. While I'd take a pass on the piss rag in my pocket idea, the name still could apply to men's underwear. After all, our underwear is soaking up that unwiped piss already.
Seriously? After I'm done at a urinal, I press the remaining urine out of my urethra and shake it off. There shouldn't be any stray drops if you're doing it properly.
If you don't don't blot, you could end with wet pants which end up wetter when you try to clean them with a wet cloth, and then this happens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mff3pTIKMJ8
(from the Victor Echo November episode of The Venture Bros)
Next time you get the opportunity, shake it, milk it, gooch press etc. Then take a single sheet of paper and press it flush against your pee hole. You'll still notice a small drop that would have otherwise gone in your underwear. That's why I always use a toilet if I'm able to. And urinals are gross, there's always splashback even if you can't see it.
(No shade at you specifically btw, I didn't downvote you)
Capillary action "pulls" the actual last drop out when your tip touches your underwear.
No amount of squeezing or pulling can 100%.
Some new words just burn themselves into your brain, and this is one of those cases. I didn't need the word "wankerchief" stuck in my head, but now it is, and I keep giggling at odd times. Thanks a bunch.
I will say two things:
That "little push" never works 100% reliably, capillary action from your underwear fabric will pull more out.
Men are so fragile they'll jump through a million hoops just to avoid peeing "like a girl"....
It has nothing to do with "peeing like a girl" and more just the efficiency of things.
A little drop is nothing in your underwear that you change every day anyway. No need to also waste paper on it.
What did I just read
#1 is solid. #2 is ahahahaha what??
I wanna say this was a thing on "the league"? I'm not sure what show it was on, but it definitely was and if my memory is right, it was the league.
Taco created the pee bib in The League. Great show.
Just sit down already, jesus christ
How would that help?
the mechanics do not change wether sitting or standing
Imagine being 37 and never having cleaned your own toilet
I know someone with the problem shown in this photo. He sits to pee. So, I'm going to say, it's not just about sitting to pee, at least not for everyone.
"If peeing your pants makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis."
Uh...yeah because why would shaking it do anything? You have to relax your bladder, and squeeze like an udder. Do people not know how were constructed, or what?
False. There is a U bend between the bladder and the end. Nothing on the bladder end will fix anything. The residual in the pipe gets squeezed out when walking.
I'm going to wake people up to an uncomfortable truth. You already wear diapers. That's what underwear is. Diapers used to be reusable and washable. We just don't like to perceive it that way. We lie to ourselves about what underwear is for. And underwear is why pants last forever and shirts don't. Call me weird but I stopped having this problem when I swallowed my pride and accepted this fact, and realized not all underwear is doing the job we don't want to admit it's for very well.
Wear double underwear. One absorbent, one slick. Same properties as a diaper.
So woah dude, you're wearing an actual diaper shamelessly then? Yeah. We all are. You are too. The difference is mine works.
Other benefit. Because the thing keeping your pants fresh is actually working, now your pants really last forever.
Situation permitting, tuck a finger underneath and apply some pressure to your taint area or so at the end of your pee. Sometimes the plumbing needs a bit of help.
That should do it.
Ya exactly. I make sure to always do a quick taint massage after peeing at the urinal. It really only takes a minute or so and then you shake.
You stand at a public urinal massaging your taint for over a minute?
Only if there's someone watching. Otherwise it's just a quick poke and I'm done.
I go for more of the cow-milking squeeze and pull, to coax that last drop out into the appropriate location (a/k/a not my pants).
ha was just gonna come recommenced the same thing careful if you have a boner though that shit will squirt out
The ol' grundle pump
They makes faucets more powerful, and sinks less deep, each and every year.
I've been to several retail establishments that have reminded me of the NYE episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Proof, as if it was needed, that we shouldn't be wearing pants. If it wasn't for "laws" and "public decency" I wouldn't.
You want guys to just leak piss onto whatever surface they're standing/sitting on?
In which case, your mom is just going to have to take an extra bath.
You can still sit on the toilet and use paper to get the last drop.
By the way, I recommend a skirt or even a dress during heat waves.
it does not work, for the same reason mechanically
A kilt is generally considered acceptable attire in most places, and deals with this issue.
Gets kinda cold in the winter though now doesn't it
Yea, get yourself checked if that happens.
that's why the advice goes to pull up on it as you pull your pants up so that the drips will be minimized
I haven't used a urinal since 2001 for exactly this reason. Also, sitting to pee is the only way to go if one has an unfeasibly large prostate.
please, tell me what the piss incident of 2001 is I NEED TO KNOW!!
I also want to know how big a prostate is when it's unfeasibly large.
It was a symbolic gesture in memory of the twin towers.
How does sitting sholve this issue?
can let your wee-wee dry longer, like a sock on the clothes drying rack
What a juvenile with that sentence. I prefer to use the word peepee.
Well weewee comes out of the peepee, That's just science. Weewee stops after puberty and becomes stinky pee. Peepee is still used as the John Doe if its bearer never named it or its name is unknown/private.
We learned this in school, so they were definitely not raised right.
I learned this living in the CaCa-PooPoo-PeePee-Shire.
There's a variety of reasons.
Firstly you're in less of a rush, so when the stream becomes a dribble you just wait. If you're standing you're more inclined to get impatient and rush off.
Secondly, the stream is easy to control but the dribble is more likely to fall on the floor, so sitting avoids that.
Finally, pushing your gooch from our asshole to your nuts squeezes out the remainder. Its way easier to do this sitting.
Yes, I'm an old guy managing an enlarged prostate.
You can dry your wiener with a piece of toilet paper.
The urinary sphincter is at the base of the penis, the piss that comes out after you stop is the stuff held in the urethra (unless you have some cause of incontinence ofc). Unless you are in to sounding you aren't getting in there.
the quakers don't want you to know this but you can gently milk your wiener to get liquids out of it
What about the Shakers?
This is the way. Became enlightened a couple years back and have enjoyed the dry briefs since then. It was always that last drop that stuck around.
You can milk it out
Sitting while you pee is not recommended if you have an unfeasible large penis. I don't have one, I'm just saying.
Do you also pee hands-free standing up?
Doesn't matter how large or small your penis is, you can finagle it to not touch anything inside the bowl by just using your hands.
That's what someone with an unfeasible large penis would say!
I think it's more about how you sit, and the design of the toilet.
The trick is to stop peeing before you shake it
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But how do I write my name on the wall then?
With a sharpie, duh. Didn't they teach you that in 4th grade? And if you put your phone number below it, hot chicks will call you day and night to hold hands. That nugget is from 6th grade.
I do the helicopter as I'm peeing. But I prefer absolute chaos!
Push under your balls
I feel like a word is missing
Push [what] under your balls?
Or just sit down while taking your piss. In public bathrooms, sure I'll use the urinal, but at home or work (very clean toilets at my job), I'll happily sit and have no problems.
I find sitting is worse with the problem. Pressing on the taint area helps to get the rest out.
This is what actually works. Not everyone's plumbing is the same. Human physiology varies wildly.
Cleaning the gutter.
Do the helicopter to get it all out using centrifugal force. You're welcome.
It sounds like you're referring to a certain gif I've seen, nothing has to be up my rear end right?
It doesn’t have to, but it doesn’t hurt
lol
This is one reason I sit down to pee
The smart phones came first. Then came the aging prostate.
Use toilet paper or water to clean yourself and sit down to pee. This is gross when men do this and wonder why they never get any female attention. Wear a diaper if you're too simple to clean yourself properly.
37? That's the new 20
Stop saying dab!
We need penis clips... Like a bag of chips. I think exercising yo prostate like when you get a boner and you make that thang jump. Keep cranking for you health ya'll. Row row your boat gently down the stream. Life is embarrassing big whoop. Wanna fight about it.
All the advice is great, especially the taint squeeze (situation permitting), but maybe also get your prostate looked at.
Two close friends, identical twins, one had this problem and the other didn't. Doctor said it was the inflamed prostate.
im too young to relate, but I'll tell you my opinion of this meme in approximately 20 years 👍
I feel like my foreskin has got even bigger over time. It’s like all foreskin now.
I genuinely don’t know if it’s related, but this mostly stopped happening to me after I took up running.
Ah, a leaky pisser. Put a whole defensive shield in there, the toilet paper is made to grab piss.