Police descend on Mitch McConnell’s home
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And the press, being completely controlled by the government offered absolutely NO pushback to this. Freedom of the press? An well informed public? "Most transparent government"? Buncha bullshit. You will only hear what the party wants you to hear.
Well it's really for our own safety. You see if you broadcast a video of the demon Pazuzu who is wearing Mitch as a flesh suit. The dark magics binding Pazuzu break and he will drag any witnesses into hell.
Was this removed from the article? I literally cannot find it.
well damn... I think it was. I quoted it right from the article... looks like they took it out.
I definitely remember reading that part, even mentioned it in the post I made earlier. The press is completely under control of the regime now. Soon they'll be more careful not to put in anything that could even possibly cause them to get a displeased phone call.
Fucking hell. So they are hiding good reporting. 😔
I mean, tbf, good reporting would have recorded a video regardless of what the fashys said.
You’re absolutely correct.
It's for public safety. Video of SCP 666 still retains its memetic effects, resulting in [REDACTED].
They're finally going to do something?
Actually shocked over here.
I hear you. This is absolutely unexpected.
not really, the story is unclear, but it may be the cops are there to keep reporters away.
“Protect the corpse!”
Please tell me that this is in response to a wellness check that someone called in when he didn't show up.
I’m seeing conflicting reports. Newsweek says he did not show, and his staffers released a statement. CBS says he was seen in public and at the senate. Still have set to see any video evidence of this.
https://www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconnell-says-hell-vote-in-senate-after-3-month-absence-from-fall-12441269
CBS is no longer a trusted source.
CBS lies.
CBS, is Faux Nooz for people with INDOOR plumbing.
Fancy
It was in their name. Can't Believe Shit
"Borrowing" this
Use it in good health.
With the conservative purchase of CBS, going forward you should assume "CBS says" carries the same amount of truth as "Alex Jones says".
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-mcconnell-returns-to-the-senate-for-the-first-time-since-his-june-hospitalization
There's clips of him being wheeled out of his house too. Doesn't look like he spoke with any reporters. I'm guessing a stroke affected his speech. He certainly looks significantly older than three months ago.
There's an episode of dr. Who where they age the doctor physically to match his age and glitchin' Mitch still looks older than the 900 year old CGI goblin of 2010 BBC evening sci-fi. How could he possibly look any older?
Good match for Davros, the creator of the Daleks. Good match with the lore too.
Truth. Or a slitheen: he does give the impression of one who can readily unzip the meat suit.
He doesn't look capable of readily doing anything, more like a pupal Slitheen realising the carapace they are stuck in is too tough and unmoving to escape from.
I'm still not ruling out a Weekend at Bernie's situation. They had plenty of time to figure out how to puppet his corpse.
All it has to do is sit in a wheelchair.
It's much easier with the wheelchair, you have a stable base and just use animatronics for the head and arms. Not a bad effort but wouldn't hold up as a Disney World exhibit.
Truly, I am shocked he is alive and looks as well as he does.
From what I can tell, this video was taken as they arrived to transport him, then later another one was taken when he was actually brought out of the house and put into the limo. Then more video was taken of him being wheeled around in the safe space Senate Chamber, but out in the hallway, only photos were allowed to be taken, no video.
So my guess is, he's non-verbal and they're going to wheel him around and help him push the right button to vote when they need his vote on something. So far I haven't seen -- more importantly heard any footage of him actually speaking. In the video I linked with him being wheeled out, he doesn't speak but does a "thumbs up" once, and in the car we see he has a blank expression and mindless grin.
Yeah his constant unchanging expression gives me the heebs.
And that was even before the stroke!
The worst part is, it's not even the party abusing him. This is what he would have wanted.
He then forgets to quit the thumbs up for a long time after he's in the van. And that blank mouth open stare. Dude is not there
Must be nice have 3 months paid vacation from work.
Posthumously!
Not to mention a taxpayer funded platinum health insurance plan
So they really did the weekend at bernies routine?
Also, I'd love to see what drugs were in his system during his public performance
It seems like they have some sort of concoction that will reanimate someone who is near death for a short bit of time.
They must have gotten Miracle Max to help.
Unfortunately they screwed up and ended up with Bill Kristol instead.
They're going to wheel his corpse onto the Senate floor and have someone push the button for his vote.
Already did once, apparently.
Video?
Get that turtle!
Our next president.
2036 McConnell Vance ticket inbound
Weekend at Bernie's was supposed to be a parody. 🤨
I still think he's dead.
I’m guessing parts of him are. Dollars to donuts he’s a vegetable.
Apnews is reporting as of 20 minutes ago that he has returned to the Senate. https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-return-abe03e84e30a174da4076385692b5751
Still no video.
From the AP article:
So its deliberate
He’s probably a drooling vegetable then
Nope. Chuck Testa.
That's an older one, but still checks out
So they don't exist. Politicians don't get to show up to work and be out of the public eye at the same time. Your a public figure, if you can't do the job, it's not yours
Fucking hell
Again, wtf is going on? CNN posted this: https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/14/politics/mitch-mcconnell-senate-return-health
Is that completely fabricated in AI?
I was wondering the same. AP sent out a news alert saying he voted. - https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-return-abe03e84e30a174da4076385692b5751
This raw story says that "more than an hour after the Senate convened without him" I legit don't know what to think.
What the fuck is going on... this is crazy he is clearly not well and needs to resign.
Are we finally going to get some god damn answers?
This is pathetic.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
I am Ozymandias, tremble and despair
Because necromancy is illegal? Because it's illegal right?
Just in time to make all hemp users into felons.
The spell that was cast on Lindsey Graham is finally paying up dividends. Slow acting spell, that one...
Them ladybugs will get ya
Holy shit, he's actually alive!
https://www.rawstory.com/mitch-mcconnell-returns/
Where’s the video?
Also, why do all the stories claiming he made a public appearance leave out the fact that capitol police have been at his house today?
There is video with no sound in the CNN article. Something fucky is up.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/14/politics/mitch-mcconnell-senate-return-health
For the past DECADE!
You want video AND audio? Man, what kind of super-camera do you have?
Unfortunately, https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-return-abe03e84e30a174da4076385692b5751
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-mcconnell-returns-to-the-senate-for-the-first-time-since-his-june-hospitalization
Alive like a carrot
Word has it A malicious acorn was found to have bounced so may times off the roof and gutter, then onto a secret service car roof that the loan Secret Service Agent on duty was positive they were being invaded. He called and said bring everything you've got! They said please repeat and he shouted EVERYTHING!
I can't believe that they had three months to hide the evidence and didn't bother.
With friends like those Mr McConnell...
turtle with popcorn, subtly vibrating with excitement
[taking my crab costume out of the closet, cleaning and ironing it...]
Turns out, no matter how corrupt SCOTUS is, as long as it's filled with white christians, necromancy is illegal
I still think he's dead.