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lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbySunflier

*Eyeroll*

Like, him at the top is bullshit in of itself, and putting Jackson in the top is bullshit too. But, he put Grant in the shitbox. Grant: the man who literally won the Civil War for the Union. Fuck off with that!

*Edit: Linky

**Edit 2: Also, Hoover oversaw the start of the Great Depression. So, that wouldn't make him average. Also, where's JFK?

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Varestireply
lemmy.zip

You can tell he really made it himself.

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He lives for this shit.

It's the reason all the gaudy good is everywhere in the white house. He has been super gluing the dam good stuff directly onto the walls

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kn0wmad1creply
programming.dev

Screams AI to me since AI can't make a comprehensive list. Sad that he couldn't even get an intern toake this schlock.

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Am I blind? I don't see Clinton

PS: he's the first one in average. I am blind.

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Kirp123reply
lemmy.world

Yea, I was looking for him too. I guess Donnie forgot about him.

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Imagine how much suffering could be prevented if we skipped straight to that step with Trump and his cronies.

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I'm old enough to remember the moment when enough of the Greatest Generation had died so the GOP could start in on how FDR had been a failure.

When the Greatest* were alive they'd talk your ear off about how FDR had saved the country and what a great leader he was.

But the New Deal was way too Socialist to be allowed today.

*Please don't yammer about they weren't 'great' because of the racism and sexism and imperialism. "Greatest Generation" is the commonly accepted term.

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Probably because he was the only President elected to more than 2 terms

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Absolutely insulting to see Jackson and Wilson ranked alongside the likes of FDR and Lincoln.

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Well, FDR was a man of snappy quotes, executive overreach, and of throwing a lot of things at the wall and seeing what sticks.

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Please don’t repost Trump’s shit.

My idiot cousin posts a new conspiracy theory to pastebin every day. I don’t give him attention or follow his “commands”, I just shame other people who do.

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Almaccareply
aussie.zone

It's impossible to parody Trump. No matter how ridiculous anyone could make him look, it's nowhere near the reality of what he does himself.

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lemmy.ca

Sure you can!

Just be a competent leader who makes good decisions. Nobody will believe that!

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Actually, that might be pretty funny. Cut to looks of utter confusion in the press gallery.

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When he finally dies, I'm getting champagne, fireworks, everything! It'll be a new holiday, let's call it "America Day!" Who's with me?

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There will be billions on the streets celebrating his death. I guess that's some sort of fame.

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fun fact, his birthday is coincidentally Flag Day. I know that because it's also my birthday :(

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lemmy.world

This has the "how come I have all the power in the world but still I am the biggest loser" energy.

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he doesn't have all the power in the world, he's causing the collapse of the american empire.

he can't even open the fucking straight of hormuz

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His face in his AI portraits always looks like he's 100lbs lighter and his 13yo victim has just escaped

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The only presidents from the last 80 years included in this are himself and the 4 Democrat presidents alive during his presidency that he has already publically shit on. Almost like he is afraid to put himself over presidents people in his party and target age demographics actually have fond memories of. No Reagan, neither Bush, no JFK, LBJ, Eisenhower....

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Yeah I expected to see FDR at the bottom too. Either I don't give Trump enough credit for being a thoughtful, complicated, layered, thinker...... Or Trump has no idea what FDR did/stood for.

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lemmy.world

Also, where's JFK?

Trump's team pilfered this from the November 1st, 1948 edition of LIFE Magazine. Arthur Schlesinger, a Harvard University historian at the time, conducted a poll of 55 scholars and authorities to rank U.S. presidents. It's considered the first poll of its kind. The poll leaves off Harrison and Garfield because they died too soon into their terms to be fairly evaluated. They also left off Truman because he was the president at the time.

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How did Clinton make it to "average"?

Rhetorical question. We all know how. It was in the files.

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lemmy.world

Which is hilarious because he would have hated Lincoln and he's too much of a sissy to put him at the bottom.

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Yeah, but Hoover named someone else's dam project after himself. He should be way higher on Trump's list.

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lemmy.zip

Grant is one of the great ones. A humble man, with great leadership and knows his craft. Everything this shit stain isn't. I will go out of my way to defend him.

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Grant was a good man, but his presidency should be viewed as pretty average. It didn't help that he doesn't have much control over his party.

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feddit.org

Eveything the orange shitstain posts is pure parody… or just simply stupid…

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lemmy.world

Grant would have gotten blackout drunk and set Trump on fire.

I like to believe Washington would have as well

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Needs an even greatester tier with William Henry Harrison, I guess?

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I am so fucking tired of everything Trump says, posts, or does. It is impossible for him to not self-aggrandize and it is so, so, SO exhausting when I think about how he holds the highest office in the nation. He really needs to have an aneurysm already, and when he does, I am going to party so hard I won't remember most of it the next day.

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OwOarchistreply
pawb.social

Well, so did Lincoln, and he made it all the way up to "Great".

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Because he has his face on money and a memorial honoring him. You know, the very things he wants.

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Grant was also seen as defeating the KKK.

But sure that's not related.

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Lets just hope the cocaine kills him a little faster, now that he‘s obviously taking even more of it

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There are so many dog whistles in just this one post, it's more like a dog siren.

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I want a trump supporter to see this and tell me that he does not find it cringe as fuck

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FishFacereply
piefed.social

No, everything Trump posts is shit, which is not the same thing.

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Almaccareply
aussie.zone

I dunno. A shitpost is defined as posting something ridiculous or controversial just to get a reaction. We used to just call it trolling. I reckon that fits the majority of Trump's nonsense, especially those shitty a.i. images.

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Shitposting is not the same as trolling, and Trump lacks the self-awareness for the majority of what he writes to be trolling. He does troll people, in an unimaginative, nasty way, but when he talks about he amazing he is, that's just what he thinks.

No-one's subscribed to a community for deliberate trolling that actually gets them mad - that would be insane.

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sh.itjust.works

Chester A. Arthur is only average!? He basically created the administrative state!

(Yes, I did just learn this from a podcast)

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lemmy.world

Very cool! Thank you! Is it made with AI or is it just sponsored by Claude? I cannot listen to podcasts made with AI.

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No no, it's just an ad. I'm disappointed in them for it, but they got bought by Pandora and might not have a much choice in sponsors as before.

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szmer.info

Obama Failure? Imo he was the best modern USA president

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Hey look, a post about US politics in the shitposting community, again. There's no rule against it, but there's other places to post this.

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