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I feel like this post is from a while ago, purely based on the description of what Musk was spouting at the time

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She's such an admirable person. Goes to show that sometimes the apple does fall far from the tree.

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lol so glad she brought up that he just steals everything from scifi and wants to live in some movie

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Bakkodareply
lemmy.world

The entire tech bro lineup for 2025/26 season is just blatant theft from the appendix of a Tolkien novel.

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Bakkodareply
lemmy.world

Palantir. Anduril. There's more. That's what I was referring to.

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lemmy.world

He'll stop once he gets one that's his perfect blend of 'young teen sexbot who's programmed to genuinely like him for who he is, instead of his money, and always praises him'. It's all he wants. Then he'll lock himself in a room with it, and we'll never hear from him again.

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anomnomreply
sh.itjust.works

His dick stopped working years ago from the K

He’s been artificially inseminating his weird harem for the last few years.

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Yes, I'm sure, he's found the perfect loophole right?🤢🤮 I'm sure he has legions of his fans gagging for it too

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Bremreply
lemmy.world

I'd rather read a latin appendix from "The Silmarillion" upside down & backwards for a year than have to read one more article about out-of-touch tech-tards pretending to give a shit about anything other than their direct and very fabricated future.

(I can say tard, don't get all excited at me)

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colforgereply
lemmy.world

(You can say whatever you want. Doesn’t mean anyone has to like it.)

Please enlighten me, what does “Tard” mean?

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Tardis.

I do maintenance on it.. Looks like a phone booth 'cause I can't figure out how to fix "Chameleon Mode". .

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Bremreply
lemmy.world

It runs in the family. "The Elon" is literally the name of the title for "King of Mars" in that one book.

It's stupid AF all the way down the line.

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it is just also a name though. it's not very popular but it's a normal name that other people have, and have had for a long time. three different Bible characters have it

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sh.itjust.works

Elon Musk is the personification of a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

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lemmy.world

Trump is the embodiment of successful to failures...

Of cultured to the crass...

Of strong to the weak...

Of virile to the impotent...

Of attractive to the ugly...

Of well-balanced to the mental ill...

Of wise to the stupid...

Of virtuous to the corrupt.

And the same is basically true of Musk.

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As someone who is ugly and mentally ill, I can only vehemently deny this. That Bastard is even uglier and sicker than I am.

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lemmy.world

Wow. I have a daughter. If she would say half of that shit about me, I would seriously consider disapearing. What a failure this guy is.

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Geoblokereply
aussie.zone

I don't think he's capable of feeling shame. If I were him I would have spontaneously combusted from self inflicted cringe long ago

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Dude so many people don't know about his breeder stuff. None of anything he does is the news is as weird as his fucking breeder stuff

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slrpnk.net

God, I don't want to ask, but I want to Google it even less.

Please, go easy on me. I've had a really bad week...

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sopuli.xyz

Aight, no known atrocities yet it just explains his motivations for all his shit. See he's one of the accelerationists who does believe in global warming but doesn't think it can be stopped. So he joined this club of billionaires who believe that success in the global economy reflects superior genes and that it should fall to them to repopulate the earth because they'll just birth better humans.

Hence he gave up on space exploration, built one of those bunkers, is rapidly moving through marriages to try and find a woman who is also all cool with that plan, helping to defund global warming monitoring, and his obsession with falling birth rates.

Hope that your week gets better, sorry you're having a shitty time

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What a weirdo. Point of order though: he's only concerned about falling birth rates in white people.

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sopuli.xyz

With some extra steps but yeah. Think skull measuring but instead it's bank accounts

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chaitae3reply
lemmy.world

Also skin colour, body type and, see above, gender.

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Honestly, that's way less awful than what I had in my head. I just knew it involved kids and some Epstein shit

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I mean, I'm not exactly writing him off for that. That's just not something that's really getting any news coverage, you know

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This woman is so amazing. Everything I see from her is just perfection.

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One day one of these metaphorical headlines will be literal. Alas, today is not the day Musk was incinerated.

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sopuli.xyz

Elon is enough of a shit that I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't provided anything for her since her transition, despite being the richest man in the world.

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he apparently barely if provides for his 14+ IVF children either. and used one of them as his human shield. he has the wierd ALien kink from the "species movies"

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