If I had an extra hand I'd use it to build another arm so I could hug you while cooking onions.

Gotcha Spock

   love, Scotty

He has a collection of lil statues

Wait, I'm made of WHAT??

Next time I come by, your Mother really needs to prove she has more than one toilet.

Blah blah blah blah. Like & subscription, plea.

Find Wally/Waldo

Diction is an Elvis fan, btw

You dropped every ounce of your responsibility on this filthy floor! Clean it up and lock yourself in this freezer full of tomato cans full of illegal things until the L train arrives. Btw, your father is William H Macy. He is freezing to death & overdosing in the corner. Falling frogs busted out his teefers.

Time to get a chuckle in, warriors.

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