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I read that as melatonin 2 and thought Big Sleep was holding out on me.

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lemmy.world

So I can be tan and have prolonged erections with a possiblity of cancer in the future or I can be pale with a dick that won't stay up for more than an hour or two. It's like this article was written by an advertising company trying to sell grey market peptides.

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lemmy.world

Nothing succeeds like excess! In real life I've drained enough priaptic penises to be scared of boner pills but there is a part of me (the more impulsive, less cautious part) that wants to throw caution to the wind and be able to hang a towel on it for a few hours.

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sh.itjust.works

I thought "drained priaptic penises" was a brag that you're really good at giving head at first. 🤣

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lemmy.ca

The real question is how much school you needed for this job 😂

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k0e3reply

I think you mean "schooling." The way you say it sounds Epsteiny.

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I mean it is manual labor 😉

What level of education would you like someone, who's about to stab your erect penis, to have? Personally I'd prefer a urologist and not some yokel armed with a metal straw and YouTube.

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mander.xyz

Got any openings coming up? 😏

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sh.itjust.works

Hey that's what I asked your mom on the merry-go-round at the local swingers club /s

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In real life I’ve drained enough priaptic penises to be scared of boner pills

Gonna assume that's not the kind of path the career counsellor at your school pointed you to?

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Quite the opposite, it was sold to me as live wherever you want and work all the hours you want.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

hmm well if you want to be pale and have a dick that gets hard whenever you want you can already get tadalafil for relatively cheap from one of those online pharmacies that also writes prescriptions. hims for example. no need to risk cancer or anything.

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lemmy.world

The FDA notes the most severe adverse events include melanoma, posterior reversible encephalopathy syndrome, sympathomimetic toxidrome, and prolonged and painful boners.

Boners can be painful?

Painful Boners is also the name of my punk band.

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Forget painful boners, the first listed adverse "event" is cancer. I'm just gonna get my farmers tan naturally thank you

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If a boner lasts for too long it can actually cause oxygen deprivation and necrosis of the tissue. You dick dies and falls off. If you had a boner for hours and suddenly feel no pain, it's too late, the nerves already died and the boner not only is not going away. Unless you get a surgery immediately, you can die from sepsis. So, yeah, boners can be painful.

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Emotionally painful, for sure. I can't count the number of times I had to look down sadly and tell mine there wasn't much we could do about that at the moment until the poor guy just gave up and stopped asking.

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You can have the punk scene, I'm taking this shit emo and singing about the socioeconomicly depressed area I'm from.

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lemmy.world

When is Big Peptide going to finally release Melanotan III? GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT WE WANT

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Find more information and the latest peptide news at MH’s peptide hub

I think they're just trying to get clinical data without official studies

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lemmy.world

Yikes (unless she is mentally well and happy with her results) but you can't argue with the efficacy if that's all she took

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piefed.blahaj.zone

I don't think she is mentally all there, she said in an interview once that she and her husband (who was also born white) will naturally have Black babies now

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Amazing cover for her to go off and fuck black dudes lol

"No, honey, we make black babies now remember?"

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lemmy.ml

Well fine, it's better that than her painting the baby black or something.

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