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lemmy.world

Sometimes Pornhub is just a little too softcore when all you want is to see a woman turned into a human urinal while a naked clown juggles in the background and an amputee uses their stub to stubfuck a chick wearing a Bigfoot costume and crying.

Simple pleasures.

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deftreply
lemmy.wtf

Mom can you come pick me up?

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lemmy.ca

Sure. Who doesn't love a thousand videos, all under 7 minutes? Pornhub is trash.

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Batmanreply
lemmy.world

look at Mister 7 minutes over here. the Olympics called they want their stamina back

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Lol! C'mon, man. Some of us watch for the story, ok?

7 minutes is nowhere near enough time to establish good character development. I need to believe it if I'm going to nut to it.

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krisevolreply
lemmus.org

Pornhub free is trash. It's essentially a porn preview site.

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NeuralRotreply
lemmy.world

Pornhub is literally the last thing on earth I would pay my money to.

I would rather give Israel money rather than paying pornhub.

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piefed.world

Jokes on you: I only like the trashy porn. I wanna cum in some dumpster hole, walk away, shut off my VPN, and rejoin society.

That’s what the whole point of this is. if I wanted to cum in something classy, I’d put in the effort to fuck a real person. but I don’t, because who has the time?

And don’t act like you’re any better

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Having a back and forth about pornsites was definitely in my bingo card this year. Thank you lads.

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Yeah I'm right handed so pornhub is difficult. Anything with the right side of the keyboard.

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lemmy.world

A few years back they deleted all content that wasn’t verified in an effort to protect minors and ensure there was no content from a minor. Essentially now it’s only the free videos OF creators make and the free videos all the big production companies offer for free to get you to subscribe to their paid sites.

It is definitely worse than it was but I guess it was for a good reason.

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That's badly simplifying things. I mean, think about it- do you really think the only people involved in porn that ate victimized are kids? Maybe you just aren't aware of the number of women who are forced, often literally, into that industry? Not to mention revenge porn and the like.

Yes, the quality took a dive, but if it helped to reduce the number of videos showing an involuntary participant, I'm all for it.

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lemmy.world

The staircase of unsupported pools is wild.

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I was actually wondering where this picture was taken but I didn't see the balcony pools, unless there is a lot hidden from this angle, it might not be worth looking for

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Anikireply
feddit.org

well aren't they supported on each other?

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frankreply
sopuli.xyz

For the less curious but still need to know the answer, what did I miss on a scale of furry porn to probably also furry porn

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lemmy.world

Furry porn. High quality furry porn. Very talented artists. Takes one to draw good animal pussy.

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Okay so I didn't have anything against furries until this comment. I thought it was anthromorphic as in sure she had bunny/cat ears, but it's a human with a human vagina. If it's "good animal pussy" there really isn't any anthromorphic qualities left, just fantasizing about beastiality

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feddit.org

it's actually the other way around. pornhub makes my gut wrench from how bad the quality is. xvideos is mostly smut but has some good stuff.

edit: i should clarify. it's not entirely true what i said. but pornhub tends to have "commercial" porn which is mostly from the US and is reaaaaly bad. they treat women worse than cattle in a slaughterhouse. if you look at stuff from asia in general (china / japan), you see the difference in quality. amateur stuff is also mostly good because people are in it voluntarily, instead of because they need money.

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tmyakalreply
infosec.pub

people are in it voluntarily

That's an assumption. Plenty of "amateur" producers are still in bad situations. There was the recent OF scandal of pimps forcing girls to produce content. There's private recordings that were made in good faith and later publicly distributed (i.e. revenge porn.) There's women that posted on Reddit when they were 19, and now that they're 25 they can't seem to scrub the pictures off the net. If you're looking at a real live person, there's a non-zero chance that they don't love that you're looking.

I'm not saying don't look at pornography. Just don't take it for granted that anything you find was ethically sourced. The only assuredly ethical choice for cranking your hog is what the real freaks post to AO3.

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Anikireply
feddit.org

The only assuredly ethical choice for cranking your hog is what the real freaks post to AO3.

yeah i get that. also comics, as it doesn't involve a real person. also, what's AO3?

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Anikireply
feddit.org

chinese / japanese porn actresses are treated with more dignity than american starbucks employees.

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Im not going to pretend to be an expert on this, but my understanding is that the condition for women in japanese porn is pretty bad.

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That's interesting, and kinda in line with how it felt for me being in Asia ... but that was going off of gut feelings, and compared to sex work in the UK

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Paddzrreply
lemmy.world

Let me know once you've done your research into them and which is best.

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lemmy.world

Ya gotta search harder than that. I use more niche sites. PH and XV are basic.

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lemmy.world

I mean they're right. The problem with PornHub isn't that it's too vanilla or something (I really prefer vanilla) but that almost everything on it is hyperreality. It's the kind of sex that you could, at age 13, imagine is really hot but then grow out of.

Watching it is just distracting and funny, like you're watching a parody of sex. It's hyperpalatable in the way a McDonald's hamburger or a MrBeast video are – which is totally what some people are into.

I don't need a deep, intimate connection with my porn, but I would like to feel like the humans in/creating it might actually be authentically enjoying themselves. That scarcely exists on sites like PH, so why would I waste my time trying to find it?

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akwd169reply
sh.itjust.works

My man you wrote a whole book but didnt mention any better sites

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lemmy.world

I'm starting to think they're all talk and don't even know any awesome secret niche sites.

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Anebreply
lemmy.world

Why does that seem like a deeper cut than niche porn sites? That being said I'm pretty sure NileRed is as or more popular than some pornos.

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Iykyk

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Duh. Don't you know you can jerk off to the people on the train for free? It's the ultimate in realism!

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Not just vanilla but unless you got amateur stuff some of the big videos are more highlights and cuts the ending.

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lemmy.world

Ok Lemmy, what is the FOSS porn website.

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They used to be great, but they deleted a lot of their old content and are shells of their former selves. Most of the time they’re 4-6 minute clips.

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lemmy.world

When i was hooked to porn i just used reddit (admittedly only has short clips rather than full scenes but i guess i didn't know that lol) and I don't really get why people would use xvideos and pornhub, because it feels like you're about to get a virus whenever you use them. Whereas you can basically get all the stuff you need from reddit or even twitter at one point in history, and it felt more curated.

So it isn't important but if anyone could help me understand the logic I'd at least expand my understanding of the internet i guess. It's something that still baffles me to this day when i see memes like this.

Edit: who the fuck is downvoting this?

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lemmy.world

It takes a tiny bit of tuning of if you use NoScript with Firefox you can block individual URLs within the sites as well. A list of 12 urls, find the one for the site you're on and the video being hosted and it'll block everything else trying to call including trackers, ads, "click here to continue".

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Don't, use browsers with built in support like Firefox or Brave (idc if the founder is homophobic, I'm using it to watch gay porn so he can suck it, I know he wants too 😘)

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lemmy.world

I never got a virus on my android phone. I steer clear of browsing porn on my laptop for this very reason. I am also fighting this addiction, so I am only looking less than half the time. I try to steer clear of it at the same time I fall prey to it. Reddit porn is bogus. I need a story.

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lemmy.world

Hope it goes well with you, you can always reach out to me as an accountability partner or need to talk through anything regarding it

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If God is real then he a freak, imagine the billions of people he watch masturbate or fuck. God is the biggest porn watcher of them all

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turning your back on God, it is literally a satanic portal in your house

Would it also have any negative effects on my life?

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jaschenreply
lemmy.world

Been married for 24 years. Both of us watch porn and sometimes together. We have 2 awesome kids and are very happy. My wife's libido Is lower than mine and she rather I get off than have her do something she doesn't want to do. When is this divorce thing going to happen?

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The problem is as usual, besides the religious rambling, they have a point. But no difference is made between anything. No nuance.

E.g. Porn addiction is real and ruins marriages, but... porn helps other marriage to open up and revitalise their sex life.

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Oh man, why didn't you say so?! God's turned his back on me, now I can finally do the same!

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You know, I bet you could hate yourself and others on Truth Social just as much as you do here, so why don't you head back there where you can give everything you own to some prosperity gospel scammer or gold smartphone bullshit or whatever else you "too straight to fuck women" assholes do.

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Second it, but I'm not keen on explaining that through God or hell.

Any addiction leaves you in a miserable state. Porn is just the cheapest one.

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fedinsfw.app

But who isn't these days? At least eporner has lots of 4k quality. If you some ideas about where a fella with VR interests should roam, please share.

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I don't do VR but I also refuse to sign up anything requiring any form of verification just to get my rocks off

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