Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a good person to the house and I don't know if I can get it to you but I don't know if it is a good idea to get it done in the morning.
Maybe I'm not perfect, but I think it starts to get into the idea that the distinction between plants and animals isn't as clear cut as people imagine it's well worth it in the long run.
Up until 'imagine', I think this was just word for word from another comment i made on lemmy before. Weird app-specific autocorrect?
The greatest part of having a brain that is a "junk drawer" of random information is that you can pull out facts and advice that are so obscure you get the "why the fuck do you know that?!" Response that validates my whole exitanse.
Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.
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...never went to Epstein island while he was alive
When he's dead tho? 🤨
Of course.
Unbelievably cheap rates right now. Everyone staying away from it.
Doubtful anyone is staying away tbh. It’s business as usual
How is it running the place?
Its great now there's no rich people here.
Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.
Go on
Don't tempt me
Bet you don't know about my favourite spinny boi piloted by the Vree
I'll be honest, I never watched Babylon 5, so I dont know much about the Xill class cruiser.
That's great and all, but can you do it Broadway style?...
Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.
Increased shareholder value
'm not in the Epstein files
Do laundry every week
Look at you being highly efficient...
I did mine yesterday and was meaning to do it for 2 weeks already.
thanks it's a fairly recent development
cries in family of 7
…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.
..at least I have two wolves inside of me.
Get me an ambulance.
Furry convention is going well then?
'm somewhat handy around the house
great job and happy cake day!
Oh shit, it actually has been a year since I've joined this..nice.
... eat ass.
🫡
gonna let my autocomplete take this one
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it
What the fuck is this?
Also trying auto complete: M
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes
Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least you have a good day.
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't know what to do with it.
Seems about right.
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy
??????
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a good person to the house and I don't know if I can get it to you but I don't know if it is a good idea to get it done in the morning.
Burnt toast?
"Maybe I'm not perfect but I haven't made it through the settings yet so I'm left with my pickle."
... which is fair enough. Do love me some pickles.
Lol also used the auto complete
Maybe I'm not perfect, but I think it starts to get into the idea that the distinction between plants and animals isn't as clear cut as people imagine it's well worth it in the long run.
Up until 'imagine', I think this was just word for word from another comment i made on lemmy before. Weird app-specific autocorrect?
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't want him into one year after her KS LLC now available through her KS LLC now available
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least I can do it now from the movies.
Maybe I'm not perfect but I don't know what to do with the kids but I don't know what to do with the kids but I don't know what to do with the kids.
...Man, auto predict, get outta my walls.
… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive
Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep
Have a nice butt
Do you have a source for that information?
trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject
*minutes
Ain't chicken.
It's actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.
"DAMMIT Leeroy!"
"I'm trying..."...never said I was.
Stopped trying
Can suck off 5 guys
...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.
Or am I? Did I remember to take that? 🤔
Use Lemmy.
Have a crap ton of hobbies I’m decently good at
fuck.
(Too bad its not true anymore)
Fucked*
make myself laugh
… learn from my mistakes.
'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.
Fuckin' ADD.
"Jack of all trades is a master of none, though oftentimes better than master of one."
ADD has made us superheros!
The greatest part of having a brain that is a "junk drawer" of random information is that you can pull out facts and advice that are so obscure you get the "why the fuck do you know that?!" Response that validates my whole exitanse.
Lol!!!
Like I said... Superheros!
Keep struggling to be better than I was.
Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.
Oh yes I'm does!
Forced myself to socialize.
Don’t eat corpses
Forced myself to shower
'm fabulous.
Ain't dead yet
I feel happyyyy!
have a great ass.
am getting help
Also hate myself.
'm not perfect.
* zones out for 5 minutes *
Don't shit my own pants
Whose pants do you shit, then?
My wife is out of clean pants
am very aware of my weaknesses.
am.
But I AM perfect. Why would I do that?
'm kind and interesting
Ate breakfast today
Shit. I knew I was forgetting something lol explains my day, though
'll get back to this post later. Or not.
know that people cannot actually be described as perfect; it's a type error.
... tried comprehending the documentation before asking the interwebs
... bothered to write this comment.
am really obnoxious about it.
Can take it out on the world that hurt me 😘
at least I am tall and slightly overweight according to BMI.
Have no self control
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Uwtm30uhc
...can use my underwear 4 times before washing. Front, back, inside-out front & back.