The greatest part of having a brain that is a "junk drawer" of random information is that you can pull out facts and advice that are so obscure you get the "why the fuck do you know that?!" Response that validates my whole exitanse.
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes
Maybe I'm not perfect, but I think it starts to get into the idea that the distinction between plants and animals isn't as clear cut as people imagine it's well worth it in the long run.
Up until 'imagine', I think this was just word for word from another comment i made on lemmy before. Weird app-specific autocorrect?
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a good person to the house and I don't know if I can get it to you but I don't know if it is a good idea to get it done in the morning.
Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.
* zones out for 5 minutes *
fuck.
(Too bad its not true anymore)
Fucked*
'll get back to this post later. Or not.
am.
...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.
Don't shit my own pants
Whose pants do you shit, then?
My wife is out of clean pants
Have a nice butt
...never went to Epstein island while he was alive
When he's dead tho? 🤨
Of course.
Unbelievably cheap rates right now. Everyone staying away from it.
Doubtful anyone is staying away tbh. It’s business as usual
How is it running the place?
Its great now there's no rich people here.
Can suck off 5 guys
'm not in the Epstein files
... eat ass.
🫡
trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject
*minutes
Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.
That's great and all, but can you do it Broadway style?...
Go on
Don't tempt me
Bet you don't know about my favourite spinny boi piloted by the Vree
I'll be honest, I never watched Babylon 5, so I dont know much about the Xill class cruiser.
… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive
Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.
Increased shareholder value
'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.
Fuckin' ADD.
"Jack of all trades is a master of none, though oftentimes better than master of one."
ADD has made us superheros!
The greatest part of having a brain that is a "junk drawer" of random information is that you can pull out facts and advice that are so obscure you get the "why the fuck do you know that?!" Response that validates my whole exitanse.
Lol!!!
Like I said... Superheros!
Keep struggling to be better than I was.
..at least I have two wolves inside of me.
Get me an ambulance.
Furry convention is going well then?
Use Lemmy.
Do laundry every week
cries in family of 7
Look at you being highly efficient...
I did mine yesterday and was meaning to do it for 2 weeks already.
thanks it's a fairly recent development
But I AM perfect. Why would I do that?
… learn from my mistakes.
…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.
'm somewhat handy around the house
...never said I was.
Have a crap ton of hobbies I’m decently good at
Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep
gonna let my autocomplete take this one
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it
What the fuck is this?
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least I can do it now from the movies.
Also trying auto complete: M
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes
Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least you have a good day.
Lol also used the auto complete
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't know what to do with it.
Seems about right.
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years
"Maybe I'm not perfect but I haven't made it through the settings yet so I'm left with my pickle."
... which is fair enough. Do love me some pickles.
Maybe I'm not perfect, but I think it starts to get into the idea that the distinction between plants and animals isn't as clear cut as people imagine it's well worth it in the long run.
Up until 'imagine', I think this was just word for word from another comment i made on lemmy before. Weird app-specific autocorrect?
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a good person to the house and I don't know if I can get it to you but I don't know if it is a good idea to get it done in the morning.
Burnt toast?
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy
??????
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't want him into one year after her KS LLC now available through her KS LLC now available
Ain't chicken.
It's actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.
am getting help
Stopped trying
Or am I? Did I remember to take that? 🤔
Forced myself to socialize.
Don’t eat corpses
make myself laugh
Ain't dead yet
I feel happyyyy!
Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.
Oh yes I'm does!
'm fabulous.
'm kind and interesting
Ate breakfast today
Shit. I knew I was forgetting something lol explains my day, though
'm not perfect.
Also hate myself.
Forced myself to shower
... bothered to write this comment.
have a great ass.
am very aware of my weaknesses.
know that people cannot actually be described as perfect; it's a type error.
Can take it out on the world that hurt me 😘
am really obnoxious about it.
at least I am tall and slightly overweight according to BMI.
Have no self control
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Uwtm30uhc
...can use my underwear 4 times before washing. Front, back, inside-out front & back.