Close enough
chat I got covid :((
I'm dying here my throat hurts so baddd
on the bright side at least I get a tolerance break from weed at the end of this :P
anyways here's an out of context image from a DougDoug stream last week, probably the funniest stream I've seen from him this year
here is the baby
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Upvoting to ensure more Americans think Australia is a desolate wasteland not worth visiting.
100% mate, we got drop bears and other venomous mammals. Shits crazy down here!
Recently the quokkas evolved to use tools and they've become quite skilled with switch blades. Now it's not just the drop bears, you have to watch out for quokkas sneaking up behind you and cutting the tendons in your legs with a poisoned blade.
they’ll mug ya for a ciggie all right!
Yeah, I can be pretty fucking venomous when I want to be!
The actual fauna in Australia is way worse than whatever dropbear stuff of nightmares anyone's brain can concoct anyway lmao
This inspired me to go find out
But is it worth visiting (I'm not an american)
As an Australian I may be biased, but I think before colonization Australia (or at least big parts of it) were a paradise. A lot has been damaged, but it's still a special place.
Eh, to summarise, early Aboriginal hunting caused a shift in the ecosystem that led to eucalyptus becoming dominant, and in turn caused the great desertification of the continent.
They couldn't have possibly known of course, not slinging blame here. Its just a sad example where even pre-colonisation and industrialization, humans have been wreaking havoc on nature.
I think it'd have to go a long way back to call it proper paradise.
Pretty sure America owns Australia at this point.
Why would you say such a thing?
I keep reading comments how high the cost of living has gotten there
Ignorance
Florida is outside of "pedofile" zone, map is invalid.
i mean, miami is a crossover zone?
See ya! I’m headed to Penguins country.
🐧: we use arch btw
I'm headed to narco land to blow my life savings up my nose.
Until the billionaires decide to move there and oust you because the rest of the planet has been made uninhabitable due to climate change lol
Canada: wtf eh?
Should obviously loop around the back to be with the penguins.
I'm sure we have fair our share of the 1%, corpo, government, and clergy degenerates who were Epsteining away with their friends South of the border, and continue to. It would be nice if we started doing something about it.
Like who though? I haven't heard of any examples
This article talks about some of them, but you're right I can't name anyone without searching first. I just think it is naïve to assume otherwise.
https://thewalrus.ca/its-time-to-talk-about-canadas-links-to-epstein/
c/mapswithnewzealand
Came here to say this, but at least we aren't lumped in with "hell"!
Not sure "mutilations and genocide" is much better...
They just forgot us again probably 😭
Yeah... I think we got lumped in with worse.
Unless you just mean Australia in general.
how to know the server ? I don't get it !
Oh, I was just joking. This is the only map that does show New Zealand so there is no need for a community. I apologize for the confusion
Hell is looking pretty good on this map.
I live in hell - can confirm pretty good down here.
The mutilations/genocide and narcotraffic is caused by pedofhile governments and rich people unstabilizing those regions for few hundred years tbf.
Thats with nuance though, this map clearly states it is without.
Australia sounds by far the least hellish from this
I'd like to think Canada is just Arctic Narcotraffic, but I haven't studied the Trump-Epstien Files for Canadian content.
I dont think there's that many Canadians actually in there, we just have a lot of people that support the pedophile billionaires in the States so same difference really
Yeah but those people are dicks.
Degens
If they’d made it “pedophiles and racists” it would be more complete description of the US and Europe and then Canada would also fit.
"Racists" would be just a circle of the whole map.
Well unfortunately most of these are.
I've actually not heard of a single Canadian (ignoring those who sold out and moved to the US) who's been on the list but someone can correct me if I just missed an article or something
I'd like to think that maybe it means we're just better people but given the way the world is, our ultra rich probably just have their own snow-tinted Epstein who's still alive and active
This reductionism is absurd and offensive, my country deserves multiple of those labels.
how about mutilations, genocide and narco-traffic? -New Zealand
Also sheep-shagging
We are at least on the map..... Just ignored.
What’s wrong with pedofiles? I just need to gather data on my daily walk. :(
Heeeyyy! Thank you! I’ll be here all day!
Alright, this isn't really the point, but I've seen multiple times in the last day people using "f" instead of "ph" for any -phile word. Is there something going on with that, or is this just apophenia?
I'd bet it's just further self-censoring for fear of being unalived.
*apofenia
So glad I live in hell.
Hey in Romania we're not pedophiles, we just like stealing
You stop smoking weed when you are ill?
Interesting… I never thought about this but the Middle East are insane about drugs. Cut off your hand type penalties. And maybe this is because they are religious. Or maybe it’s because the oil trafficking cartels (aka their governments) don’t want the competition of drug trafficking cartels. It’s the same reason that some dictators have banned religion: they don’t want any other institutions with power around that they don’t control.
Afghanistan used to be a major heroin producer. So much so that in the 90s, the Taliban gained a lot of local goodwill and support by driving out the poppy plantations and replacing them with wheat. When the US invaded, a lot of those former drug lords became officials in the occupational government, and heroin production skyrocketed again.
The reductive take was that we invaded for oil. But we didn't, it was so we could move crazy amounts of narcotics through Fort Bragg.
I do believe that most of the u.s legal opiates (like those for opiate medicines) come from the middle east.
Mostly Israel and Iran, Turkey.
https://www.researchandmarkets.com/report/middle-east-opioids-market?srsltid=AfmBOorJWIMxkESiHWVUGUbX1eGd10gk9XP9Q9-u7u8R8_zRD95z8NxX
Penguin world domination imminent
New Zealand in the "mutilations and genocide" zone?
Should definitely be in the "penguins" zone.
It was gonna be in is own little bubble labeled "hobbits" but that would've been too close to nuance.
Dear Quincy, popsicles. Specifically the ones called "Italian ice".
Popsicles really are great for being sick with sore throat. They are full of salt and sugar to help get you hydrated and have electrolytes (salt). The coldness helps sooth inflammation.
I stock up on them every summer so I have some for winter cold season.
But they are in stores now. The Italian ice ones seem better because they are a consistent slushy. Whereas the other brands are solid ice.
They are also cheap. Less than $2 for a box.
Also last time I was sick my throat hurt so bad. I went to Dr and they told me to use Flonase. I was like. It's my throat. Not my nose that's in pain. But it's the drip from the nose that causes the throat to hurt. So I got Flonase. Followed the instructions. And my throat stopped hurting within a few hours.
Get some Flonase.
Pakistan being in both the "mutilations and genocide" zone as well as the "dictatorship" zone because the line strikes right though Islamabad.
::: spoiler spoiler
Fun fact, back when Pakistan gained independence, its capital was actually Karachi, which was and still is the largest city in Pakistan.
Recently during the tons of document drops by the US Government, it came out that the CIA's foreign HQ for Pakistan was set up in Rawalpindi, which is where the Pakistani Army HQ was stationed, and is where they built the adjacent city of Islamabad which became the new capital.
It was the one of only a handful of maybe 5-6 cities that had a CIA command center not stationed in the nation's captial lol.
:::
Although Florida is really both narco traffic and pedophilia. Otherwise, pretty good.
PENGUINS
New Zealand in Narco traffic? Weird. Maybe "heaven"?
Eh, let's call it nicotine and give it three years. New Zealand can into cartels!
Throat hurts too much to smoke? Eat an edible. Tolerance break averted.
I get very dried out no matter how I consume weed, also I just got some edibles but my tolerance is too high to really enjoy them so I'm doing a break while sick so I'll be able to enjoy them hehe
Oh damn, that sucks. No matter how many years it's been, I still have a super low tolerance for edibles. But it's also probably a self-reinforcing cycle, because everytime I try a homemade edible I don't want to do them again for like a year lol
Protip: Try making weed butter first before mixing together the rest of the ingredients.
Personally, I won't ever touch that shit again hahaa
Honestly pedophiles can cover the whole globe.
I never thought I'd consider so strongly a permanent relocation to Antarctica.
Probably should include Florida and US Virgin Islands in the Pedofhiles sector.
Most of the USA should also be labeled as hell
Aus is the roasty kind of hell, whereas US is the pitchfork stabby kind.
If I wanted to see Reddit content I'd have never left.
then block me, I don't mind 🙇♀️
So Linux overlords is the best of the options?
That's not even bad ...
I don't think any canadian politicians are implicated in the epstein files. The Ontario premier dealt drugs with/to his crack smoking mayor brother though so lump us in with the nacrotrafficers I guess.
I see nothing wrong with this picture. They even accounted for Aus lol
Where's the lie
upvoting for the "baby"
Hi babyyy!
Ay yo what is SA/SEA doing with that label 😭
No one can judge noone bruu
Antarctic: Penguins and stories about the mountains of madness