it can take an entire lifetime to find klitoris. just buy my $999 (now $666 for a limited time) course where i will show you how to sometimes find it 100% of the time guaranteed*
It's in the AUR as klitoris-gtk-git. Or is it klitoris-qt-git? There might have been a klitoris-qt-bin but the maintainer stopped updating that one like a year ago and nobody's picked it up. Actually now that I think about it none of the AUR versions are up to date, you gotta get it straght from github. Ah, no wait that one's a fork, the OG is on sourceforge. Or was it gitlab? No no no actually I remember now, it used to be up on gitlab but they moved over to GNU Savannah, so the gitlab version is out of date. Oh by the way it relies on old versions of libraries and other dependencies that no distros actually have in their repos anymore. It won't compile with the newer versions of those dependencies and they don't provide a binary. People are complaining about that on the Issues page but it's only developed by like one guy and he doesn't even know why the newer versions won't work he just knows it works on his system. Still refuses to provide a binary though. Oh right there's that fork I mentioned, that might work. Ah wait nevermind that was an attempt of making a gtk version of klitoris but the developer abandoned that project unfinished and hasn't been seen since 2022.
Imagine a screenshot where someone is chatting with copilot, asking it to help them find copilot and copilot replies with frustration that the user needs to be more specific.
If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie.
Qt? QtPie. Rust? IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie
JavaScript? IStealAllYourRAMAndaiDontCarePie.
$ alias cat='meow'
$ meow
bash: meow: command not found
$ cat
bash: meow: command not found
$ rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
$ meow
bash: meow: command not found
I've tried everything but nothing seems to work :(
That's just KDE. But why am I imagining a mirror dimension universe where its called CDE and all the software names are normal words with the k's replaced with c's.
The app starting with K is probably a nod to how KDE names many of their projects something that starts with K. (Konsole, Kate, Kdenlive, Krita).
The litoris part probably refers to how linux apps often name things after random weird stuff, e.g. gimp, but it's not always genital/sexual related I guess.
Latex is just a kind of rubber, and a material produced by some plants used for making rubber. Sure, if you're not careful when googling, you can get dodgy results with "latex" in the terms, but that seems to me to be of a different calibre.
Hmm, fair enough but I would say latex gloves and latex condoms are equally prominent (the latter obviously not helpful as far as avoiding dodgy results on Google)
Just found out that the Gimp alternative "Pinta" shares its name with a rare human skin disease caused by infection with the spirochete treponema carateum (apparently). Which of course is miles better than sharing it with a slur for disabled people, but still not the best SSO.
It's something you might have called someone with a physical disability on the school yard in the 90s but I have not heard anyone use it in that way in a long long time
Because it's not commonly used that way. If we avoided anything that had at some time been used as a slur, we'd only have about 3 names to pick from. (Of course I exaggerate, but it's better than saying "it would retard growth", isn't it?)
I'm having trouble finding klitoris in the repos. Anyone know where it is? AUR?
it can take an entire lifetime to find klitoris. just buy my $999 (now $666 for a limited time) course where i will show you how to sometimes find it 100% of the time guaranteed*
The course be like:
grep -R "klitoris" /Something something “yay”!
It's in the AUR as klitoris-gtk-git. Or is it klitoris-qt-git? There might have been a klitoris-qt-bin but the maintainer stopped updating that one like a year ago and nobody's picked it up. Actually now that I think about it none of the AUR versions are up to date, you gotta get it straght from github. Ah, no wait that one's a fork, the OG is on sourceforge. Or was it gitlab? No no no actually I remember now, it used to be up on gitlab but they moved over to GNU Savannah, so the gitlab version is out of date. Oh by the way it relies on old versions of libraries and other dependencies that no distros actually have in their repos anymore. It won't compile with the newer versions of those dependencies and they don't provide a binary. People are complaining about that on the Issues page but it's only developed by like one guy and he doesn't even know why the newer versions won't work he just knows it works on his system. Still refuses to provide a binary though. Oh right there's that fork I mentioned, that might work. Ah wait nevermind that was an attempt of making a gtk version of klitoris but the developer abandoned that project unfinished and hasn't been seen since 2022.
You need the newest Qt alpha to compile it from source.
It's a myth, it doesn't exist.
I believe you're thinking of gSPOT, it's still stuck in development.
I once knew someone that claimed to get gStreamer working, I think they were just bragging.
zypper in
Klitoris got removed during an FGM event, it's no longer there. Got removed alongside with lib-ia-minora.
You have all but guaranteed that some dev will create it now--if they haven't already.
It's just "Copilot" for everything in Windows these days
Missed opportunity for the search input placeholder to say "Search for Copilot"
Imagine a screenshot where someone is chatting with copilot, asking it to help them find copilot and copilot replies with frustration that the user needs to be more specific.
Alternate answer: just click any icon.
Rename them all Cock___ and put them in the cockpit.
When foss Cockpilot??
(Cooperative Open-source Communications & Key Processes Integration for Lean Operations Technology)
be the change you wanna see in this world
There should be a torrent client with Copirate.
Well, if Apple is getting a new CEO then Microsoft should go all in and hire Xzibit to sell copilot.
On Linux it's klitoris, forked to CLItoris, then open-clit, then freeclit then onepiece
Some people definitely rewrote it as μCLIt and BSDclit for size/licensing reasons
And then there will be endless discussions if it should be pronounced uclit or microclit
mμclit
muclit!
GNUtori(ou)s Clit
Don't forget the rust rewrite, clit-rs
underrated
Show HN: Gyno: a thin GUI around open-clit
Apple: someFancyName4
Microsoft: Task Doing-er 5
Linux: some cute animal
Linux: some cute animal except spelled awkwardly. Quomodo. Ekidnah. Magpye. Blootoona
Me: These are unironically good names
Apple would use a minimalist and confusing name like: Task
It is so hard to troubleshoot issues with Photos. Why did they ditch iPhoto.
I still miss iPhoto. Photos can’t even do drag and drop properly.
apt moo
who up rn doing they task
More like Linux: "Kritoris" which achtually is a 2500 year old greek symbol for harvest tools.
Linux devs would name something “Klitoris” literally just so the project website could say “you’ve finally found what you’re looking for”
man klitoriscat klitoris 😻
If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie. Qt? QtPie. Rust? IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie JavaScript? IStealAllYourRAMAndaiDontCarePie.
Wouldn't it be MagPy?
No it's magpiers
what is this nuance doing here?
It's by kde.
10x devs just vibe code it in Rust to balance out the security issues 🤔
ls, cd, cat, xz, rm,
meow?
bash: meow?: command not foundsudo rpm-ostree install meow
alias cat=‘meow’
I've tried everything but nothing seems to work :(
Linux geeks, tell me what dog does "dog -al"
The Linux one isn't realistic, this is not an ancronym.
KLITORIS
KALI
Linux
Intrusion
Testing
Operation
Response
Incident
System
Most devs cant find it.
It's in the middle of the Thinkpad keyboard
In that case my came off.
I think you might want to get that checked out
Devs can’t find it, blue team always find it too late, and the pen testers know all about it and aren’t sharing.
The first K would stand for KLITORIS.
Just like WINE!
Technically a backronym
That's just KDE. But why am I imagining a mirror dimension universe where its called CDE and all the software names are normal words with the k's replaced with c's.
CDE is/was a thing. Common Desktop Environment. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Desktop_Environment
Oh I’m not in femcelmemes
i love Linux
grep grep grep grep grep grep grep grep grep
Sounds like Squidward walking
Should have called it grape
Is this just a reference to The GIMP or are there other common apps with dodgy names? I'm struggling to think of any.
The app starting with K is probably a nod to how KDE names many of their projects something that starts with K. (Konsole, Kate, Kdenlive, Krita).
The litoris part probably refers to how linux apps often name things after random weird stuff, e.g. gimp, but it's not always genital/sexual related I guess.
Latex and that one other thing which I forgot
Latex is just a kind of rubber, and a material produced by some plants used for making rubber. Sure, if you're not careful when googling, you can get dodgy results with "latex" in the terms, but that seems to me to be of a different calibre.
LaTeX is the #1 Material used in fetish clothes. Its pretty much the only use for it.
I'm sorry what? What about:
All of these are made (partly) from natural (i.e. latex) rubber.
Latex wall paint
Yes I'm dumb, I didn't express myself well. I meant to say that its the most prominent use for it.
Hmm, fair enough but I would say latex gloves and latex condoms are equally prominent (the latter obviously not helpful as far as avoiding dodgy results on Google)
I suppose, maybe im indoctrinated, when somebody says Latex i think of fashion.
Git
clitoriOS
Gotta love FOSS, gotta love klitoris.
presented with no comment: Gilbert Gottfried says clitoris
Windows names sound like a boss fight, Linux names sound like a typo that stuck 😭
You are having very strange ideas of a "boss fight".
Looks like it might be a Windows command line tool this time
Just found out that the Gimp alternative "Pinta" shares its name with a rare human skin disease caused by infection with the spirochete treponema carateum (apparently). Which of course is miles better than sharing it with a slur for disabled people, but still not the best SSO.
I've never heard gimp used that eay luckily, only the sexual slave fetish thing.
Pinta is more of a paint.NET alternative than a gimp alternative
https://skiesofarcadia.fandom.com/wiki/Pinta%27s_Quest
Also The GIMP is not named after a slur, don't be ridiculous.
Things don't have to be named after things to sound offensive to people if they have phonetically the same name.
That's true but it's also not really worth very much.
Huh? Which software?
Gimp is a slur apparently
It's something you might have called someone with a physical disability on the school yard in the 90s but I have not heard anyone use it in that way in a long long time
I've never seen it used as well, hence the "apparently".
Even wiktionary lists this as Etymology 2 with little explanations
Unfortunately GNU Image Manipulation Program, when shortened to its 4-letter acronym and common name, is also a slur against people with disabilities.
The developers didn't name it after the slur on purpose, but they also refuse to change it for some reason :/
I always thought it was named after the character from Sex
Is that a movie called Sex? Pretty sure the developers didn't know about that either
Yes, a whole franchise actually. Very popular online. Many of the films star the Gimp
Can you link the IMDb? ;)
Should have at least been GNUIMP. Maybe people would have used it.
Why not just GIP Gnu Image Program? Manipulation is honestly kind of a given.
yeah that's way cleaner. Student me would have used it just to not be using photoshop or ms paint
Because it's not commonly used that way. If we avoided anything that had at some time been used as a slur, we'd only have about 3 names to pick from. (Of course I exaggerate, but it's better than saying "it would retard growth", isn't it?)
Maybe people don't say it around you. I've heard it, especially as a verb.
Thats also the spanish word for a pint!🍻
And a finnish word for surface or coating.
Pinta is more like a fancy paint alternative.
It has layers but it way more accessable than gimp