Impress Me
I am definitely comfortable naked around people more than they are comfortable around me naked.
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I am definitely comfortable naked around people more than they are comfortable around me naked.
One of the best parts of receiving a present is getting to unwrap it.
More importantly delayed gratification
Edging?
We ain't all Roman statues with great personalities, my dude. Some of us gotta rely on aesthetics
And the dark…
And a bag on my head. Or one of these
Six pack abs are also aesthetics, tbf.
But as someone who keeps chasing abs to make up for his personality - I feel ya, bro
Luckily I grew up to be somebody who mostly spends his money feeding his horrid horrid ADHD. Audiobooks and video games mostly. Especially since I sent my Plex server up that has saved for me a lot of money.
Can't argue against that spending. I'd do the same if i wouldn't have gotten too comfortable with piracy back in teenage years.
Companies often spend a lot on packaging to make their product seem more attractive than it really is...
Facebook boomer sharepic template?
Yeah. And?
Kinda cringe
Am I doing it right, now?
Gotta break it down into stages for the clown meme. It's supposed to get progressively more clown-like with each stage.
Buying clothes that I like.
Buying clothes that I think I look good in.
Buying clothes that others think I look good in.
Buying clothes that others think I look good out of.
I did it
I also don't understand why women always look angry at me when they wear a bikini. I'm such a gentlemen that I only look at the covered areas.
"Excuse me, would you mind squishing your boobs down? I'm trying to read the text on your shirt and those huge bozangas are getting in the way."
Please stop staring in my eyes with your boobs
As a woman, I can tell you it's because it's unfair. You should be wearing a bikini too to make it fair 👍
I always wear a mankini.
I don't understand why this image has random capitalization
Or the need for the "you're supposed to cry with laughter, why are you not crying with laughter" style emojis. Two of those, just in case.
Some clothes are sexy.
Some of us live in cold wet countries
Also skin cancer is a thing.
Y'all need to meet more people through SUMO
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Extremely poor people make our clothes for peanuts then we put on those clothes on as a part of our game of mating rituals and territorial gains. I am doug not so funny... I wear a clean shirt but the same kind of shirt every day. Cotton is king, black is the color and it has got to last. Clothes are boring. The only reason ever why the nakeds would irritate me is if they are seeking attention. too much of that going on... there is a time and there is a place relative to the culture you live. Bound by nature or unatural constructs... attention seeking is attention seeking... thats what makes me feel wierd. Hair gel hahahaha Synthetic cum
It's like plumage.
The goal is to be naked together, not too impress them while being naked together. Probably you won't anyway.
I agree, only suit I'm wearing to job interviews from now on is my birthday suit.
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