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unpopularopinion·Unpopular Opinionbyjeffep

Weather forecasts are more powerful witchcraft than airplanes.

Sure, planes can do a flying, but we see birds do the same thing and have sort of done it for centuries with catapults (although with much smaller durations and less comfortable landings).

But weather forecasts. Crazy. We take this for granted these days, because every phone has an app for it. But it's insane. We just know how the future is going to be like, down to specific degrees, whether it's going to rain or not etc.

Personal note: No drugs involved because in this country this will get me prison. But dude. Weather forecasts.

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asklemmy·Ask Lemmybyjeffep

Within a religious narrative of your choice, what are some attacks humanity could engage in to break the system?

It would be fun to think about this from a cybersecurity or system management perspective. The goal is to find things within the action range of humanity that would at least cause a minor annoyance.

Two starters in Christianity:

  1. DDoS hell to force god to adapt rules.

How? Make a lot of babies and make everyone behave like assholes. Following the rules, everyone should then go to hell, which would eventually become overcrowded. Being almighty, god could of course increase the size of hell, but I'd let that count as a minor annoyance. Also, there would be no supply of people entering heaven, which could be another annoyance. There is a potential that this leads to an adaption of rules, e.g., to be more lenient with some people.

  1. Collectively deny to procreate.

Deny to make new bebes so humanity dies out and god has nothing to distract from his boredom anymore.

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