Spyke
lemmy.world

"I'm sorry, is this a 5-minute argument or the full half-hour?"

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lemmy.sdf.org

Um, acktually. (pushes glasses up) This would only serve to to demonstrate that people may sometimes argue about this one thing. To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, you would need to show that an argument occurs for everything, which you do not demonstrate here.

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That's not an argument, that's just simple contradiction!

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jdr
lemmy.ml

It's pronounced "ladybird".

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It certainly is a penis a dong a pecker a schlong a willy a Johnson your wife's best friend your percy your cock... something you suck on.

God damnit...

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X
piefed.world

Delete this now. You have overhead imagery of a hangar for the Northrop Grumman B-21 Raider. This is highly classified information and the mods need to delete this and wipe the server now.

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BambiDiegoreply
lemmy.zip

Is that anti-technological progress I sense in your tone?

Typical clankerist.

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As proud clankerists, we can all agree that technological progress has gone too far! And we'll get right on that as soon as we vanquish the real threat -- the clankerites, those splitters!

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Did you know that the "Bandaid Ladybug" is one of the most healing in the world?

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What a marvelous testament to nature that this creature evolved to specifically mimic the adhesive medical strip so perfectly that I can’t even tell the difference.

7

No, you're thinking of a cowboy beetle. A rhinoceros beetle is actually one of these

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That's an Asian Lady Beetle actually, not a ladybug. They're an invasive species that was intentionally introduced in an attempt to control aphids and can sometimes but not always be differentiated from ladybugs by the color of their elytron (hard coating which protects their wings), which can be orange rather then red.

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Can confirm, have them all over our house in the fall. They poop out brown sticky stuff when they're afraid that smells bad, so you have to be super careful getting rid of them.

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fuck you, thats a oopsy-go-away. fucking people these days have not fucking culture at all, like come on man, touch some fucking grass or something .. fucking ladybug....

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I dunno. I'd have to look it up to be certain but in the USA Japanese beetles looks awfully similar but are brutal and invasive pests. So if it's the JB instead of the LB, you've gotta find a way to get rid of it.

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You didn't say "This is the most magnificent ladybug you have ever seen." Why didn't you say that? Are you blind?

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