which half of the cat was he watching? the half alive half cat in the half of the box halfway across the universe that he has or the half dead half cat in the half box i have? i am so confused by quantum mechanics
We find someone (unknown actor who is the age sorbo was) to green screen his scenes. Then we Mandela effect the whole shebang and gaslight sorbo until he thinks doing the shooting was an acid trip.
Lots of the actors from the 70s show went to bat for the hyde actor IIRC. Dont quote me but I think it was everyone but the actor that played eric. Even mr white knight Ashton Kutcher
Cosby's just not worth it. His ass was all over that shit. Better take the garfield without garfield approach and just cut him out of all the scenes. Rename the show Cosby, without rapists.
A fuck you way. She does it to push his buttons because he’s such a jerk. They’ve had a rivalry for years, but calling it a “rivalry” gives him far too much credit. She’s always been more well-liked, both by fans and coworkers.
Probably the only good thing I've seen out of the last 10 years of this shit show is watching MAGAts force themselves into liking things they previously hated in order to fall in line with their cult.
It's like watching a child force feed themselves a vegetable they really don't like because Daddy told them they had to.
Yeah probably not. I don't know WTF we even care. It's an unsustainable audio situation on a temporary stage. Still feels good to poke a kid biscuit tho.
Didn’t Xena start as a minor character on Hercules? If I’m remembering that rightly, it must be humiliating for him that a side character went on to outshine his whole show.
he got more mysgoynistic as her show grew more popular. when more "resources went to her show", that was probably tipping point. He also andromeda, but he managed destroyed that series half way. of course he chiro-induced strokes helped him along the way.
Word. I’m an insufferable indie snob, and it’s rare that top 40 pop excites me. But, I appreciate good craft, and IMHO, if you’re at the top of the US album charts, and are pulling numbers that beat Taylor Swift, you should probably get to play at the Super Bowl. The people have spoken.
I enjoy it as a demonstration of his terrible acting, reading a scene instruction out loud. I also listen to God Awful Movies, and Sorbo is somewhat a regular in the terrible religious movie scene. So are some of the less famous Baldwins.
He had a stroke iirc caused by a Chiropractor. I believe he was still an asshole before but I think it accelerated it. Also makes me worried about stroke. I'd hate to become a bigot all of a sudden.
Imo, the worst half time show in my lifetime was probably Paul McCartney. Not that he was bad at all but someone had to be the worst. He was just an overly conservative pick as an overadjustment to the nipslip.
I remember when I was very young they had a halftime show that was actually just an Indiana Jones commercial. I know Indiana Jones sounds cool, but I remember it feeling like a bunch of people just doing random shit and the product as a whole feeling particularly bad.
Roseanne Barr is another example. RFK Jr is another example.
But this comes up so much that I sort of feel bad for all of the brain damaged people out there who aren't caught up in crazy propaganda. If you look at most of these examples, they were awful people even before their TBIs.
Also Andromeda. Which burns me, pun not intended. Kevin Sorbo is exactly the kind of person Dylan Hunt would kick in the nuts and I just can't rewatch the show anymore.
I never verified it because I had not interest in him or his work, but I read discussions that insisted he was a real uncaring ass. A total lack of empathy.
I don't know too much about him myself. I know he has a foundation that seems to be mostly involved in getting women's salaries increased and other labor-related stuff, but some shit people support good causes, so who knows.
he is a trumper just not a super outspoken one, he was on fox as his most recent appearance. 1st instance of him supporting him was after '16 election, paraphrased" you should accept its not the bad", it was in article right after he won.
Did he change the fucking channel or not??????????
He's talking about Kid Rock's show.
He's so good he changed it twice!
Shroedinger's Channel?
which half of the cat was he watching? the half alive half cat in the half of the box halfway across the universe that he has or the half dead half cat in the half box i have? i am so confused by quantum mechanics
Just picture the ancient aliens dude with his hands up saying 'entanglement' and you have your answer
I've finally thought of a solid use for generative AI. Replace Sorbo in all the Hercules episodes with somebody who's not a turd. Arnold maybe?
Pedro Pascal, of course.
I say; and stick with me here:
We find someone (unknown actor who is the age sorbo was) to green screen his scenes. Then we Mandela effect the whole shebang and gaslight sorbo until he thinks doing the shooting was an acid trip.
Dang I would donate to a go fund me just to see if it can be pulled off.
Well, I have no idea how to run a film set and probably shouldn't be incharge anyway. Feel free to run with this.
I vote we just replace him with Lucy Lawless so we just get twice as much Xena, since that's what we really wanted all along.
’80s cartoon He-Man
Wtf. I was just replying with the same answer.
Fitting username, then.
Should replace him with Bruce Campbell, but at the age he is now.
I’d watch this, or Lucy Lawless. Kevin Sorbo is a himbo.
Will be fun to watch the episodes that Bruce Campbell was already in.
i legitimately think this is the perfect use of hatsune miku. if you abuse the industry, you get hatsune miku'd out of existence.
In the future, everyone will only know Beat It as performed by Hatsune Miku.
Sadly you can't remove the evil producers like Weinstein or Schneider.
Lots of the actors from the 70s show went to bat for the hyde actor IIRC. Dont quote me but I think it was everyone but the actor that played eric. Even mr white knight Ashton Kutcher
Wow no kidding!
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-66772846
Cosby's just not worth it. His ass was all over that shit. Better take the garfield without garfield approach and just cut him out of all the scenes. Rename the show Cosby, without rapists.
Nathan Fillion for me.
I'm tired and read Nathan Fielder, that would certainly be something.
you know what i was wrong this is the perfect job for hatsune mike
Ryan Gosling of course.
Arnold cheated on his wife and got his mistress pregnant, so he's arguably a bit of a turd. But nowhere near as much of a turd as these maga fuckwits.
Arnold guilty of loving too much?
Replace everyone in Hercules with Kevin Sorbo.
Arnold is as asshole too though.
Remider that Lucy Lawless calls him Peanut.
In an affectionate way, or a fuck you way?
A fuck you way. She does it to push his buttons because he’s such a jerk. They’ve had a rivalry for years, but calling it a “rivalry” gives him far too much credit. She’s always been more well-liked, both by fans and coworkers.
Oh good! She seems awesome, and I'd hate for her to be a scumbag.
The latter
It's not often a person's brain mass matches their gonad mass.
Confirmed: Kevin Sorbo HATES kid rock.
Right, if he changed the channel then he must be referring to the Kid Rock show. Exactly what I was thinking.
This is what I choose to believe.
If by walking you mean running
If by running you mean downhill skiing
If by downhill skiing you mean tumbling uncontrollably.
If by tumbling uncontrollably you mean the great trash avalanche of 2016.
I could spend the next two hours thinking of some funnier reply but it seems you got it covered
Probably the only good thing I've seen out of the last 10 years of this shit show is watching MAGAts force themselves into liking things they previously hated in order to fall in line with their cult.
It's like watching a child force feed themselves a vegetable they really don't like because Daddy told them they had to.
I think he's all they have left lol
https://slate.com/culture/2026/02/nicki-minaj-trump-gold-card-husband-citizen-grammys-trevor-noah-don-lemon.html
Where is Ted Nugent when MAGA needs him?
Sorbo:
He must have changed the channel and saw Kid Rock lip syncing.
can we really talk about syncing at this point?
Yeah probably not. I don't know WTF we even care. It's an unsustainable audio situation on a temporary stage. Still feels good to poke a kid biscuit tho.
It's not so much the lip syncing; it's the forgetting your own song so badly you can't even pretend to sing it anymore.
his grudge with XENA, lucy lawless has remained to this day.
That's because Lucy Lawless is based AF and Kevin Sorbo is a loser, nothing is ever going to change that.
Didn’t Xena start as a minor character on Hercules? If I’m remembering that rightly, it must be humiliating for him that a side character went on to outshine his whole show.
he got more mysgoynistic as her show grew more popular. when more "resources went to her show", that was probably tipping point. He also andromeda, but he managed destroyed that series half way. of course he chiro-induced strokes helped him along the way.
He shouldn't have changed the channel.
You’d think that an actor would actually appreciate all of that impeccable choreography, art direction, and set design.
That was one of the best halftime shows ever produced. No Purple Rain in the rain, but it was in the top 10.
Production wise sure. The music was 100% not for me, but I've already made peace with that for Superbowl performances in general.
Word. I’m an insufferable indie snob, and it’s rare that top 40 pop excites me. But, I appreciate good craft, and IMHO, if you’re at the top of the US album charts, and are pulling numbers that beat Taylor Swift, you should probably get to play at the Super Bowl. The people have spoken.
An actor probably would.
Unfortunately, it’s Kevin Sorbo being discussed.
Are you sure he wasn’t talking about the kid rock counter programming?
Apparently that was awful.
When asked for further comments on the matter, he only had this to say.
Is he trying to say he was DISAPPOINTED?
I can't even enjoy that anymore, knowing that he's such a weaselly little shit head.
I enjoy it as a demonstration of his terrible acting, reading a scene instruction out loud. I also listen to God Awful Movies, and Sorbo is somewhat a regular in the terrible religious movie scene. So are some of the less famous Baldwins.
He forgor 💀
He had a stroke iirc caused by a Chiropractor. I believe he was still an asshole before but I think it accelerated it. Also makes me worried about stroke. I'd hate to become a bigot all of a sudden.
CTE probably didn't help.
One of my all time favorites, with sound makes me laugh every single time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6EDlD_fWn0&t=14s
Imo, the worst half time show in my lifetime was probably Paul McCartney. Not that he was bad at all but someone had to be the worst. He was just an overly conservative pick as an overadjustment to the nipslip.
And Kevin Sorbo is a douche
He could have tried to top it with a dickslip
The Black-Eyed Peas were pretty terrible.
Like at the Halftime Show? Or...
Did you know that the nip slip is why YouTube exists? Not necessarily gonna call it a positive, but an interesting conversation.
I remember when I was very young they had a halftime show that was actually just an Indiana Jones commercial. I know Indiana Jones sounds cool, but I remember it feeling like a bunch of people just doing random shit and the product as a whole feeling particularly bad.
Why do we care what a failed 90s tv actor thinks?
We don’t care, we find it hilarious. His impotent rage sustains me.
That's for mentioning who he is because I honestly had no fucking idea and I watched a lot of shit in the 90's
I have no idea who this guy is and I’m good that way
If you honestly in your heart don't think that was a great halftime show, I think it's safe to assume you have no rhythm in your soul.
So he didn’t like kid rock?
Hate-watched the whole thing I bet. All while wiping his angry tears and trying to type out witty posts on Twatter...
This dude is dumb as a box of rocks.
Fuck. That's an insult to rocks.
Boxes and rocks are both smarter and more useful
Not to say about these tightly packed thinking rocks enabling me to write that comment.
This guy's allegiance to a scumbag is getting in the way of him being kind.
When your friends make you less kind, then those aren't good friends.
He suffered an aneurysm and 3 subsequent strokes. Brain damage makes people support a fascist.
Just look at Fetterman
Roseanne Barr is another example. RFK Jr is another example.
But this comes up so much that I sort of feel bad for all of the brain damaged people out there who aren't caught up in crazy propaganda. If you look at most of these examples, they were awful people even before their TBIs.
Oh how Captain Hunt has fallen from his halcyon days aboard the mighty and noble Andromeda Ascendent...
I like how he watched the kid rock version and agreed it was terrible
You know he had multiple strokes, so his brain is fried like most magas and personality disorders.
Is this the world's worst jobs guy?
Im so tired of trying to keep track of who is a nazi scumbag. Its exhausting.
He played Hercules in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys in the 90s.
He also starred in “Fire From Below,” an AWESOME movie about unleashing a sentient fireball. It’s seriously incredible.
Also Andromeda. Which burns me, pun not intended. Kevin Sorbo is exactly the kind of person Dylan Hunt would kick in the nuts and I just can't rewatch the show anymore.
ANDROMEDA was ruined by him, after he took over the show by purging the showrunner.
The Dirty Jobs guy is Mike Rowe. As I recall he's somewhat right-leaning, but I don't recall anything about him being a Trump Nazi.
I never verified it because I had not interest in him or his work, but I read discussions that insisted he was a real uncaring ass. A total lack of empathy.
hes a KOCH funded shill.
Fuck the Koch brothers, alive and dead.
I don't know too much about him myself. I know he has a foundation that seems to be mostly involved in getting women's salaries increased and other labor-related stuff, but some shit people support good causes, so who knows.
this is how i justify my charity work so hey
By "labor related" you mean gutting labor power at the behest of the Koch brothers who sponsor his charity, than yes.
Oh, okay. Again, I don't know much about him.
Hes sponsored by the Koch brothers, and is famous for pushing "safety third," i.e safety after profits.
This is his personal "deepthroat the boot" sweat pledge from 2014. He of course has never worked a real job outside of tv:
he is a trumper just not a super outspoken one, he was on fox as his most recent appearance. 1st instance of him supporting him was after '16 election, paraphrased" you should accept its not the bad", it was in article right after he won.
That guy sucks ass and not in the good way.
Watch a halftime show you hate, or subject yourself to the cousin fucking marathon.
Lol
They will find a way to blame the libs for their own disaster.
He posted that to remind himself
I'm pretty sure this guy eats his boogers.
He also does this:
Do as I say. Not as I do.
Oh... Peanut...
This is why you shouldn’t smoke stems and seeds