I tried to lick it off as I always do with long hairs on my phone, and now my phone is dipping in my saliva. Thank you OP for making me destroy my phone AGAIn!
Looking at this stuff on desktop as always really makes me realize just how many people access the Internet primarily through mobile now. It's a weird, and somewhat disturbing thought. You'll pry my desktops out of my cold, dead hands.
I do mostly access social media through the phone tbh. I still own more computers than phones though. I just use them for other things than social media. Social media is something I visit when I've got some downtime which I wanna waste on being emotionally manipulated by giant corporations.
Lemmy/Piefed is obviously an exception. I use that when I wanna shitpost.
I'm the opposite. I avoid social media on my phone by reading books or playing Simon Tatham's puzzles. I get enough on desktop. Probably too much. Pimp's gotta pimp.
I do a significant amount of computing on my desktop, but yeah, social media, and by that I mean only Lemmy. I really only use on my phone when I'm away from my computer.
It's pie so even if it is a pubic hair, I mean how many germs could it have transferred, and there's no way it touched the whole thing I'm sure I'll be fine just eating this corner....wait is that pumpkin pie? I'm pretty sure pumpkin pie is antibacterial and antiviral...
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And here I am wiping my phone screen to get rid of this random hair
Me too. And I'm bald...
Me too, but my body hair doesn't look like that.
I tried to lick it off as I always do with long hairs on my phone, and now my phone is dipping in my saliva. Thank you OP for making me destroy my phone AGAIn!
You are a fucking monster.
With all due respect... What is wrong with you?
How else can you clean your mobilek? My tongue is always very close to the screen, I just have to elongate a bit
What kind of reptilian are you?
eyyy
Hair pie.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Could be worse. At least it's not Ajit Pai.
So true brother
Is that better than senpai?
Just like my mom's!
Looking at this stuff on desktop as always really makes me realize just how many people access the Internet primarily through mobile now. It's a weird, and somewhat disturbing thought. You'll pry my desktops out of my cold, dead hands.
When I'm on desktop I never go to Lemmy because I have better things to do or work on. So I end up only browsing it on mobile.
Smart! I should probably just give up social media on all platforms.
I do mostly access social media through the phone tbh. I still own more computers than phones though. I just use them for other things than social media. Social media is something I visit when I've got some downtime which I wanna waste on being emotionally manipulated by giant corporations.
Lemmy/Piefed is obviously an exception. I use that when I wanna shitpost.
I'm the opposite. I avoid social media on my phone by reading books or playing Simon Tatham's puzzles. I get enough on desktop. Probably too much. Pimp's gotta pimp.
That is just as relevant of a way of doing so! It's just that when I sit down at the computer I usually want to spend that time doing something else!
I'm not always so successful I realize as I read this post on my phone waiting for my take out.
Only lemmy, myself too a desktopiac. For toilet reading and stuff.
Toilet time is puzzle time!
I do a significant amount of computing on my desktop, but yeah, social media, and by that I mean only Lemmy. I really only use on my phone when I'm away from my computer.
Even though it's a hair on an image, it still makes me retch slightly at the thought of the hair actually being on the delicious pie.
sent to my wife. she immediately tried to blow the hair off.
I almost pissed myself laughing.
thanks!
I'm blonde, not stupid
Sorry
Nice try.
Thanks. Got a bit hairy there for a while
I can see the ragebait
Getitoffgetitoff fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
You get used to that shit at buffets.
Not if you never go to a buffet. I thought the pandemic taught people that they are absolute cesspools.
Y u put hair in your meme?
My screen!
I had a budgie but it died.
You evil being ♥️
Fuck. You.
My kinda content
So take the hair off and eat the damn pie
Got me
that's very clever, i hate it, have a mildy angry upvote
You bastard...
It isn't pubic hair so I'm not gonna let it stop me. Its PIE!.
It's pie so even if it is a pubic hair, I mean how many germs could it have transferred, and there's no way it touched the whole thing I'm sure I'll be fine just eating this corner....wait is that pumpkin pie? I'm pretty sure pumpkin pie is antibacterial and antiviral...
I mean, whose pubic hair is it?
They said would you like some pie. I said yes I would.
I forgot they majored in math. I would undo it if I could.
They said 3.1415926535897932384626433
I just realised, this "joke" (fact for me to show off) doesn't work on the internet. I DID memorise that in highschool. No copy and paste
The pie I get handed at holiday parties
"yea, ive been craving burgers too......FUR burgers"
YES, POLICE! TAKE THEM STRAIGHT TO JAIL
Bastard...
I feel like I recognize what kind of pie this is but can't remember... butter pecan?... butter... something...
Buttermilk pie! I think.
Your pie needs shaving
4C hair gang
What if I'm not in the mood for pie? What if I want pizza?
Too thick and isn't causing any of the strange rainbow effect around the edges.